IBS and singlehanding

[jimi]

Any tips?

 

[longjohnsadler]

Didn't he used to be the leader of the Conservative Party?

 

[Rowana]

was that not IDS ??

 

[Sgeir]

Any tips?

bicycle clips

 

[longjohnsadler]

No, Ted Heath

 

[Das_Boot]

I tried with two hands but cant seem to get the knack/s.

 

[jhr]

Champagne cork.

 

[Rustyknight]

Stop eating Fray Bentos pies /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Curry.... lots and lots of curry

 

[jimi]

Sort of wondered about a funnel?

 

[Rustyknight]

which way up?

 

[webcraft]

You will need to find a set of these ladies salopettes with the drop flap for easy relief. A skinny wee erse like yours should find something to fit.

Now recess your favourite bucket into the locker lid at your normal helming position, then get one of these cushions for medical alleviation of sore or damaged buttocks. Waterproof it by wrapping in duct tape and voila . . .

Sheer luxury!

(Or did you mean ill-equipped boat syndrome?)

- Nick

 

[Lakesailor]

You're all wrong of course because IBS has all the drama, but non of the product. I reckon you could safely let rip.....oooh.....9 times out of 10.
Tried a nappy?

 

[FullCircle]

New Knee Bag and Syphon Bag
(June 04)

Coloplast have launched two new leg bags to compliment their existing range of Simpla Plus urine bags. The Knee bag and the Syphon bag were designed in conjunction with end-users and aim to bring a new level of independence to anyone in a wheelchair.

The Knee bag allows emptying at more convenient intervals. Featuring a massive 1500ml capacity, it has a discreet, leg-hugging, chamber designed with three straps, flexible, anti-kink tubing and a hide-away, non-drip, safety-lock tap that is easy to use but can not come open accidentally.

 

[Sgeir]

Is this really Jimi\'s erse?

[ QUOTE ]
A skinny wee erse like yours should find something to fit.

[/ QUOTE ]Oh, really?

 

[longjohnsadler]

Re: Is this really Jimi\'s erse?

I think that's a bit unfair.
Anyone can see he's practising to be a courtesy flag for the Irish trip.

 

[webcraft]

Re: Is this really Jimi\'s erse?

Is sarcasm a lost art . . .

- Nick

 

[longjohnsadler]

Re: Is this really Jimi\'s erse?

Arse long, vita brevis..

You didn't end up paying for a round of 14 drinks in the Tigh - na - Truish the other night did you?

 

[webcraft]

Re: WebTab

Only 14?

Shurely shome mishtake . . .

- Nick

 

[longjohnsadler]

Re: WebTab

Fair point. I have to do this everywhere.
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