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I Think I\'m Going For The Five Quid A Gallon! Stuff The Pics.

I got realy dispondent about boats this winter, even thought of giving it all up. It even lasted till we got down to Plymouth and I started washing the winter slime off. Back aching I looked for some light relief and noticed the guy with the Trader down the pontoon, taking his fly bridge cover off. I ambled up to him, thankfull to get away from the washing.

You going out then, I asked.

Cant see a point in taking a boat out, he said. I can drive to Falmouth or where ever in an hour or so!! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Soon as we got to the boat and switched things on. Flash, flash and tripped the pontoon out. Hmm, must be us, the powers been fine for the last three months since I saw the boat last. Try without hot water, well that looked better for six hours, then, flash bang, power off. Try the fridge. Then try this and that. Finally, marina man desideds to plug in all other boats on another fuse, leaving us to suffer on our own. Next boats cable was cut halfway through. He'd caused the problems all the time.!

So Off to Polpero, buoys far to close together to fit MF in, so anchors just outside. Mind the rock!! Nice couple of pints then down to Fowey. Whats all this flat sea stuff about, it's nearly boring. So it's up to whatsit pontoon where Captain Shed hangs out. He seems to have drip dried well since we last saw him after throwing himself off my boat in Megavissy last year. Mind, he does look to have shrunk a little.

Off to Falmouth and it's actually sunshining and very smooth. Chain locker as inviting as ever. Then to the fuel barge for juice. Oi, whats this cream coloured stuff yer giving me, I says. He says, I aint put any red dye in for about a year, every ones going to have white whether commercial or pleasure.

Well if he's right, all the fishy men and commercial folks will be filling there cars and mates cars with white, at red prices.

Well it's a hell of a big barge, not a little operation. So either he knows something no one else does. ??

But it's def cream diesel.

Back to Plymouth to disatch Deb for an appointment for Debs to London, cancelled emmediatly she'd booked trains and hotel.So off to Dartmouth, then Tiegnmouth. (What a lovely place, easy to enter on a half desent day even at low tide) Harbour master will beat you down on price till it's a joy to take him his money. Visited Salcolmbe, it's a bit of a love hate relationship with the place these days. Nice place, spoiled by entheusiastic prices and lack of facilaties. Oh, forgot about Brixham HM pontoon. Free this time round, now doubt he will remember me next time. But free lecy, he, he. Oh forgot about Helford, that was free to.

So two weeks, perfect weather. Then felt a bit of a twat after hearing Brixham coast guards trying to contact a boat in thick fog off Salcolmbe. Butted in to say we would help, with MF's giant open aray wizzy round thingy, which promptly went dead, leaving us fairly helpless as well. Mind it seems to work again perfect, with no fog!! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
 
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Sounds like you had a good time. The weather couldn't have been kinder to you. Given the amount of sunshine I was amazed at the lack of boats out and about. There was loads of room everywhere we went.

We spent a couple of nights in Falmouth over Easter. Our first time in Falmouth and what a great place. Lunch at anchor with a the view of Trelissick House.
Overnight on a pontoon upriver just round a bend from a pub (shut at 17:30 /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif)watched a seal playing in the river. Ended up having to turn the boat round at 3am when the wind picked and the slappy-slap on the hull finally forced us to do something about it. That was a bit of a challenge to do without disturbing the occupants of the yacht across the pontoon.

Homeward on Monday with that glassy look to the sea that I personally love. Pastie in Fowey for lunch. Back to Plymouth at 28 knots, we didn't even have to spend much time avoiding pot markers.

Absolutely brilliant weekend all round.

There must be something going round though because my radar has died as well.

Anyone know a good electronics man ?
 
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Theres a rat off with your fuel, the seller doesnt put in the red dye, thats done 100% long before he gets it, does it smell of perfume or flowers?
 
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Well I'm chuffed to bits that you had such a great time.

I got the distinct impression earlier in the year that you were seriously about to give it all up. It would have been a sad loss to all of us.

Haydn please don't ever give up boating or fixing bogs.
 
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There must be something going round though because my radar has died as well.

Anyone know a good electronics man ?
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You could try Martin at Waypoint 1 Marine Electronics in QAB Plymouth. Try 07887 715220 or 01752 661913.

Garry
 
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Yes. Sorry, it was Saddam Hussain who used to personaly add the red to red diesel, but he's not done it recently since he just started hanging around!
 
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Phew, thought for a while you were going to desert us.

Reminds me of Billy Connolly's line about once joining the army. It was the Royal Deserters who's motto is....

" fook this for a game of soldiers" /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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I went all winter, trying to drum up courage to sell MF. But Deb's would not let me. Now she says she wants a new boat and was all over swanky, tartish, nasty all electric puffs boats at a little show in Brixham. I've bought a new whistling kettle though.
 
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I went all winter, trying to drum up courage to sell MF. But Deb's would not let me. Now she says she wants a new boat and was all over swanky, tartish, nasty all electric puffs boats at a little show in Brixham. I've bought a new whistling kettle though.

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Yes indeed, Nautical was dissapointed you didn't put down a deposit /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Then, where would you have put the kettle /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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