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Rob_Webb

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What's your scariest I-survived-at-sea story? We must have some real corkers amongst us. Do tell.....

Mine is too boring so I've donated a friend's humerous but informative tale for your enjoyment:

I had just got back from the Noumea race, was unemployed (sacked from Lidgard Rudling), and wanted to get across to Oz to visit a certain young lady. I met this guy who had just bought a P 38, his first boat, knew next to nothing. There was one other on board who had experience (ex crew from Buccaneer), so I offered to sail up and do the nav if he would fly me to Sy after.
At the time I was sure I knew everything as I had done a few ocean passages by then ( I was 22).
First few days were OK then it went NE and got up to about 40-45 with higher gusts. The boat handled that no problems, no sail and we all went below to wait it out. A few hours later a wal lof water hit us and we were upside down and back up before you even had time to think about it.
As it happens a secondary front had gone over us with a ninety degree wind shift and much higher wind speed. As it was way more than I had seen at the time I’m reluctant to guess at wind speed but at the Cape they reported a max gust of 104kn, I would say we had consistent 70’s with gusts.. The real problem was the effect the wind shift had on the sea state, two large wave sets at right angles throwing pyramids of water that would collapse under their own weight, I’m fairly sure it was one of these that hit us.
After we came up though I still hadn’t clicked that conditions were much worse, so looking at the mess below I offered to go run off and steer while the others cleaned up. My first inkling of real trouble was when I pulled the hatch back, the air going past sucked pressure out of the cabin and my ears popped as in a plane.
I turned her downwind and this heavy old displacement boat took off at about 17kn under bare poles, got to the trough and spun out into a ninety degree knockdown. That was pretty much the story for the next few hours. The rudder would let go when a breaking wave with 5-6 feet of foam got under her and the rudder had no bite. The air/sea interface was very indistinct and at times it felt almost as if we were sinking, with so much air in the water we were down almost to the toerail.
Anyway, after a while the other guy came on deck, we had a quick parley and decided to slow her down. He tied a bucket to a line and tossed it over- it lasted 1.2 nanoseconds. After some trial and error we ended with the #2 genoa and an anchor and chain out the back and things improved considerably. Enough that after watching for maybe half an hour I went below (also the seas were adjusting to the new wind direction).
Down below was a shitfight. The stove/oven had jumped the gimbals when we were upside down and was banging around inside the boat. We threw it overboard. The owner had been in a pilot berth, rolled across the overhead and fell on his back across the table as we righted, he was passing blood for a few days. The water was about knee deep and littered with eggs, flour, all sorts of unidentifiable stuff and my nav tables. Most had to be got rid of by hand as it was too thick for the bilge pumps.
By morning it had eased to about 35kn ( seemed like a flat calm) and we very carefully started sailing back to Russell, arriving two days later.
The pri*ck never coverd my airfare to SY saying I hadn’t got his boat to Fiji., and he stole my favourite beanie.
I hitched to Auckland, went to the bar at Akarana and got tanked.
Points of interest:
The liferaft and dinghy were never seen having been ripped from the deck. I would never have faith in a raft stowed above deck.
A gimballed stove needs a pin so it won’t fall out if you are upside down.
The dinghy took the pulpit and port lifelines with it, making the return trip more difficult than it would have been otherwise.
Serious problem below with gear flying around, this episode stood me in good stead as I encountered similar conditions some years later on the mighty Cav and suffered zero damage, I had learnt about stowing things below. If people ask me now what I do in bad weather the answer is go below and get in my bunk and it’s not a joke. On deck is dangerous. Unless you have a full and skilful crew you must be able set your boat up to look after herself and get below.
On a lighter note later that evening I was getting hungry and remembered we had deep sixed the stove, had a look around and saw that the only food that had survived that we could eat was some liquorice and cans of cold beans. We sh*t and farted our way to Russell.
 
It's good to read of such experiences so as to better prepare for any similar conditions that might strike us. I've been neck-deep in 'Storm Tactics' and that other book about 40 case-book losses at sea. Things I'm learning -
If unsure about the weather, don't go anywhere.
Stow. Stow. And stow again.
Always have extra bilge pumps at the ready.
But what do I know.....just little things I'm slowly grasping.
We are going to be really careful sailors. We will never risk a passage if dodgy weather is on the horizon but if we get caught out, hopefully we will be well prepared.
Good story.
Scary, too.
 
I've got a policy of never making entry to a new port for the first time at night. If necessary slow down for the last few hours in order to arrive at dawn. Except in emergencies of course.
 
Re: entering ports at night

- While not a frightening experience, after one encounter I am super careful approaching even familiar ports on dark moonless nights.

One very dark night was approaching a familiar port about midnight - to seawards of land is a long high boulder bank that runs for a number of miles along the coast and we were running parallel to that about a mile off. Was 3 of us all looking out to pick the lights at the harbour entrance through the bank. The city lights were on the hills in the distance behind the bank when suddenly just a little ahead and inshore of us a whopping great 3 or 400 foot ocean going fishing vessel or coastal ship (too dark to determine which) appeared and glided past. We were motoring and so had not heard a thing and despite 3 of us keeping a lookout we did not see him til he was almost beside us /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif. He had his nav lights on, of course, but nothing else, and they had just merged into the city and moving car lights behind while his hull caused no silhouette against the dark bank. He had obviously seen our lights against the dark seawards background behind us and gone close port to port with us.

A reminder to me also from that was in such dark circumstances or in bad visibility to always maintain a determined purposeful course. If another vessel is around which you do not see, but he sees you, he does not have the confusion of your unpredictable wandering course to maintain his plot against for collision avoidance.

John
 
I allways do a check before begining to sail before we heel but no matter how thorough there allways seems to be something that flies. now I have put in netting which can be removed. Stops the food in the galley going awol.
 
I tend to bung the radar on at night near harbour entrances to pick up thing lost in the background light
 
Great yarn, Rob.

I think though you are making a mistake about never entering unfamiliar ports at night "except in emergencies". If you DO need to do it in those circumstances, then lacking experience, it will be an emergency that is about to get a whole heap worse! There are definite skills involved in working out what you are looking at in the dark. This can only be learnt by practice, initially of course in the most favourable conditions.

Also of course you considerably widen your scope, specially late in the season, if you do not always have to plan to arrive somewhere new in daylight. (I cannot imagine you frequently deliberately plan to jill about outside in the dark for a several hours, no crew would stand for it).
 
Regarding entry at night.
When we were approaching Bermuda, we deliberately slowed down so that we approached nearer to dawn. Even so the skipper (and I) had little faith in our crew on watch. I set the alarm to join him. The boat was on autohelm but sheering about a lot. I switched to manual when lights were visible and kept reminding myself that I could believe the GPS as lights always look closer in the dark.
When we made radio contact, a very calm and reassuring voice asked a number of questions, one of which was "Have you or any crew ever entered Bermuda at night"? As the answer was "no" we were advised not to enter until daylight, partly due to the airport runway lights being adjacent.
Sure enough at daylight all became clear and we made a jubilent and thankful entry in company with a large motor yacht and followed shortly by a cruise ship.
Although we had to kill a little time jilling about we chose to do this well away from the buoy suggested for our final approach.
An interesting experience!

Regards Briani
 
Port to port ....

Off Maas Centre ... approaching Rotterdam .... I'm on bow ... having picked up anchor ... its a 30,000 ton tanker fully loaded ...

I'm asked by Bridge ... keep look-out for ship ahead ... (its absolute pee soup fog - total job ..... ) So there's me, bosun etc. all peering into the grey murk ... then I looked up purely by accident. Yep it was a great girt big towering wall of steel gliding past port to port - it was so high that we had no other contrast to give it away to us ... I called bridge and said ... passing down port side ........ answer was a short curt WE KNOW 3rd Mate ....

OOPS !!
 
Crane ahead ....

20,000 toin Fuel Oil tanker heading into Dundee .... we were delivering Bunker fuel to the General Cargo docks storage. She's an old steamer .... so she is a bit slow on the engine changes !!

So I'm on bow with forward mooring party. Standing on stem platform reporting distance off dock as we approach at sharp angle ...
Bridge - Focsle ... 500 ft
Bridge - Focsle ... 300 ft
Bridge - Focsle ... 100 ft

Things are not too happy on bow station ... next is call from Bridge .... Focsle how far now ??

Answer ...........

"Don't bother mate too f...... late - youre going to hit it .....!!!!" CRUNCH !!

The crane that was quietly standing minding its own business ended up twisted and unuseable from a full swipe from a British Tanker ..... and as the dockees shouted up - Had to be a bloody tanker didn't it !!!!

Needless to say I got stick for lack of respect and Master got the bill !!!

Life eh !!
 
The funniest story I have heard for years.............

I know its not boatie .... and I know many have read it before ...but no matter how many times I read it - I crack up with tears in my eyes from laughing !!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>> Here goes again .......

Recently I was honoured to be selected as an Outstanding Famous Celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chilli cook-off because no-one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came.

I was assured by the other two judges that the chilli wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted this as being one of those burdens you endure when you're an internet writer and therefore known and adored by all.
Here are the scorecards from the event:

Chilli No 1 : Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chilli
JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavour Very mild.
FRANK: Holy smokes, what is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. These people are crazy.
Chilli No 2: Arthur's Afterburner Chilli

JUDGE ONE: Smoky (barbecue?) with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavour, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the heimlich manoeuvre. Shoved my way to the front of the beer line.

Chilli No 3: Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chilli
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chilli! Great kick. Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A beanless chilli, a bit salty, good use of red peppers.
FRANK: This has got to be a joke. Call the EPA, I've located a !?No No ?!?%?~?! uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been sneezing Domestos. Everyone knows the routine by now and got out of my way so I could make it to the beer wagon. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest.

Chilli No 4: Bubba's Black Magic
JUDGE ONE: Black bean chilli with almost no spice. Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chilli.
FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the bar maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills so I wouldn't have to dash over to see her.

Chilli No 5: Linda's Legal Lip Remover
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chilli. Cayenne peppers freshly ground adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Chilli using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
FRANK: My ears are ringing and I can no longer focus my eyes. I belched and four people in front of me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed hurt when I told her that her chilli had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. Sort of irritates me that one of the other judges asked me to stop screaming.

Chilli No 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chilli. Good balance of spice and peppers.
JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except Sally.

Chilli No 7: Susan's Screaming Sensation Chilli
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chilli with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef threw in canned chilli peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge Number 3, he appears to be in a bit of distress.
FRANK: You could put a hand grenade in my mouth and pull the pin and I wouldn't feel it. I've lost the sight in one eye and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My clothes are covered with chilli which slid unnoticed out of my mouth at some point. Good, at autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful and I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air I'll just let it in through the hole in my stomach. Call the X-Files people and tell them I've found a super nova on my tongue.

Chilli No 8: Helen's Mount Saint Chilli
JUDGE ONE: This final entry is a good, balanced chilli, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 who fell and pulled the chilli pot on top of himself.
JUDGE TWO: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chilli, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
FRANK: ------------------
SALLY: Frank? Frank?

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