I am so disappointed

[jimi]

that MainlySteam did not register as ShipsDonkey .. opportunity missed I suspect, but what do you expect from our Antipodeian cousins.

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[Ships_Cat]

Well Ships_Cat can do a good impersonation of a donkey but my tail is too long and drags along the ground when I do so. But in the end would I be a cat impersonating a donkey or would I be a donkey stopping my impersonation of a cat????

John

<hr width=100% size=1>I am the cat but I am only 6.

 

[StugeronSteve]

If he'd used Ship's Ass he would have been sued by Buttmaster.

Whoops, here I go again..

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[jimi]

listen you thick lamb chop,

Steam is/(was) a marine motive source
Donkey is a slang term for a yacht engine .. occasionally a marine motive source

In your transmoggierification you should have considered this use of symbolism, marks lost tut tut .. oops thats the PowerSkipper powerplay!

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[ShipsWoofy]

Dogs are better than cats. You lot are so dim you couldn't even impersonate a cat, whereas we dogs are brave and intelligent, I know about 100 words now and I am only 8 3/4.

Oooh, are you arching up now to make yourself look bigger, that tricks us dogs every time, I'm soooo scared.

woof

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[BarryH]

You know thats not allowed. You can't have multiple identites. I haven't seen ShawTaylor, Paddy O Really, or his wife Kate, Boatnuts or any of the others for a while now!

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[Ships_Cat]

Thats 'cause I am a catamoron - well that what I am told anyway.

John

<hr width=100% size=1>I am the cat but I am only 6.

 

[Ships_Cat]

I bet when I am 8 3/4 I will know 105 words, so there. And they will be long 3 letter ones too - just learnt some new ones today when my slave (er that is owner in doggie terms) swallowed a fly with his sandwich. My new words are "fur can fly" which I am going to use next time I get into a scrap.

John

<hr width=100% size=1>I am the cat but I am only 6.

 

[jimi]

I am thinking of starting a virtual kennel .. would your slave be interested? And whilst you will be stuffed as there are a couple of Indian Restaurants nearbye your slave should be happy as its dead easy to get some virtual doubles.

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[Ships_Cat]

Only if there are some Chinese Restaurants nearby and Ships Chow comes too.

John

<hr width=100% size=1>I am the cat but I am only 6.