Humour - Power Boats vs. Women

[BarryD]

With all due apologies to PaulineB....

Boats can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
Boats can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Boats don’t get mad if you ‘touch and go’.
Boats don’t object to a pre-cruise inspection.
Boats come with manuals to explain their operation.
Boats can be sailed any time of the month.
Boats don’t come with in-laws.
Boats don’t care about how many other Power Boats you have driven before.
Boats and skippers both arrive at the same time.
Boats don’t mind if you like to look at other Power Boats.
Boats don’t mind if you buy boating magazines.
Boats expect to be tied up.
Boats don’t comment on your driving skills.
Boats don’t whine unless something is really wrong. However, when they go quiet, just like women, a catastrophic event soon follows.

Barry D.

IMHO & FWIW, NWGOI.

 

[KevB]

Think I'll print this out and show it to Heidi.

 

[paulineb]

I have no problem with that, in fact it's quite complimentary. We are not machines or automatons - mind you, I'm jealous about the skipper and the boat arriving at the same time ;-)

Pxx

 

[BarryD]

Showing it SWMBO...

Hmmm I think that like Pauline she'd be cool about it - course that would be after pitching me into the marina tied to an old engine block. Whilst I'm down there I suppose I could nick your shiney props though...

Barry D.

IMHO & FWIW, NWGOI.

 

[PGD]

Re: Showing it SWMBO...

remember men are like fish neither would get into trouble if they kept their mouths shut

Peter