Huge Arse Survey on behalf of Buttmeister Inc.

[jimi]

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[Goodge]

Joke involving \'arse\'...

A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

She asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

Her husband answers, "Just rub toilet paper between them."

"How does that make them bigger?", she asks.

"I don't know, but it certainly worked for your ass."

 

[ChrisE]

The use of the ButtMaster sign is copyrighted, our lawyers (Doug and his mate) know where you live!

 

[Sgeir]

Find out the secret of Jimi's natural posture at http://www.naturesplatform.com/

 

[claymore]

I wondered two things over the recent festive period.
1) How long before wee jamesie learns how tae dae yin o'they polly things
2 Whit kind o' daft nonsense wid wee see bein' posted by wee jamesie during 2005

You seem to have provided me with answers to both

 

[Becky]

I see the 'Natural Position' platform will support a 300 pound man (women don't come that big). But surely you can buy a Jimi for less than 300 pounds?

By the way, boring day at work today Jimi? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Sgeir]

In most places it's possible to have a Jimi without even spending a penny. At least for fellas anyway.

 

[longjohnsadler]

Every scientific experimental survey needs a comparison, usually termed 'control', and here it seems to be missing.
It's back to the drawing board I'm afraid.

 

[jimi]

Aherm .. been very busy .. just breaks from the computor.. anyway this is a serious scientific enquiry correlating the results of shipswoofy's research on chain and anchor with arse size. The theory postulated is that lardy arses have smaller anchors cos the increased inertia on their vessel dampens snubbing and anyway the fat gits are too unfit to raise the sodden thing .. well it would be sodden if it had been laid would'nt it?

 

[longjohnsadler]

Huge Arse Survey. Really. Get a grip.

 

[jhr]

[ QUOTE ]
Get a grip.

[/ QUOTE ]

P'raps that's why he's looking for a huge...............

Ahem.

 

[claymore]

Hugh Jarse

Was a regular contributor on Wogan

 

[Sgeir]

Re: Hugh Jarse

Re: Hugh Jarse,

who I believe collaborated with R Stornoway in writing the famous eye-watering epic "The Nail on the Banister".

 

[Colin_S]

 

[mirabriani]

You can always tell a North Country Lass by her
broad aarse!

Regards Briani

 

[claymore]

Re: Hugh Jarse

Hmm..
aided and abetted by the retired tiger hunter Claud Balls no doubt

 

[wishbone]

Well Weejimi...I filled in your question, in my younger shopfitting days a young female shop assistant in Bolton helped me get into the shop window whilst holding both my cheeks, needless to say I reciprecated....and nice it was to!

 

[longjohnsadler]

Re: Hugh Jarse

'Doctor.My right testicle seems to hang lower than my left.'

'Oh come on! Pull the other one.'