How to Drive Other People Insane....N/B

[powerskipper]

At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Insist that your e mail address be: 'xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com' or 'Elvis-the-king@companynam

Put your waste bin on your desk and label it 'IN.' (This is a 'must do'e.com']

Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

Dont use any punctuation

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)


brighten your day. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif



<hr width=100% size=1>Julie ,
IMOSHO of course,/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[Mike21]

You definately need to get out more, dear/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[ccscott49]

Try unlocking the door! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[BarryH]

You cut and pasted that. I know that for a fact as there was no spelling mistakes in it!

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[Mike21]

No, she made sure it was correct just to confuse you /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Mike21]

Doors not locked
Just forgot to put fuel in her car/forums/images/icons/cool.gif

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[powerskipper]

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<hr width=100% size=1>Julie ,
IMOSHO of course,/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[ccscott49]

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