How long should a pack of tunnocks caramel biscuits last?

[Caliban]

Slightly longer than a pack of Tunnocks delishious marshmallows. For those who have never tried them, it's basically a chocolate 'shell' on a buscuit base, filled with double cream where most manufacturers put the sponge-like mallow.
Simply to die for

 

[awol]

We try to keep the Tea Cakes north of the border by organising mass eatings - the Irn Bru is an essential accompaniment.

 

[[70521]]

about 8 nano seconds.

 

[stevepick]

Depends whether it is a wafer, a log, a tea cake, etc. For example scoffing Caramel Logs requires a certain commitment. Another reason for doing West Highland Week - the Tunnock's survival pack outlasts the week.

Living on the edge there I think. Will you get extra teabags in stock for WHYW? You have announced to all and sundry you plan on having some survival box left on Wednesday, you maybe getting visits from my bunch of gannets/crew . I have to buy extra ( even with Tunnock's generous donations to the fleet) to get us through a week.

 

[uxb]

Biscuit. There's a recession you know!

The recession would be over sooner if folk invested more of their hard earned in biscuits.....

 

[Marsupial]

Our Tunnocks last until we get to the car park - sometimes not as long as that. We have the same trouble with wine boxes, it says on the box once opened will last 3 months, we never seem to get more than about 3 hours.

Its a mistery

 

[Uricanejack]

Not long
I by them get them home go to have one with my tea and they are gone.
I think they get stolen by Aliens, Fairies or Evaporate
No body ever can explain what happened.
Tunnocks wafers, tea cakes, and snowballs all sufer the same fate.

 

[colvic987]

The drive to the boat, cause I cant reach them from the driving seat, as I pack them in the boot, once at boat, then if feeling like a pig, pack of four gone with a cup of tea....

 

[armchairsailor]

If you believe the blurb, you should divide a week by 4 million, and you've about got it (IIRC).

 

[Seven Spades]

There are two answers to this question:-

1: With SWIMBO on board - about a week.

2: When SWIMBO is not on board - two cups of tea.

 

[Bosun Higgs]

When on the boat?
Cause half of mine is gone in a afternoon... And it was bought to "stock up the boat for the season".

At half a packet of sugarry biscuits in a day, it's more a question of how long will you last.

We will remember you with some fondness despite your politics.

 

[Lakesailor]

They didn't score too well in tests Only 7.6 http://www.chocolatemission.net/2008/11/november-10th-tunnocks-milk-chocolate.html

 

[Kelpie]

A picture says a thousand words...

http://i.imgur.com/8Xe7f.jpg

 

[snooks]

27 seconds

Or 28 if you take the wrappers off

 

[scottie]

A picture says a thousand words...

http://i.imgur.com/8Xe7f.jpg

Ironic considering that Boyd Tunnock was on TV news speaking against independence last week.

 

[Lakesailor]

A picture says a thousand words...

http://i.imgur.com/8Xe7f.jpg

Looks like a politician eyeing up a dog turd to me.

 

[colvic987]

Who's worried about Taste, appearence, aroma, sustenance, its the chewiness I love.