jimi
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Need a goat for companionship and emergency rations, chandlery does'nt stock and can't find one online. Any ideas?
How hard can it be to buy a goat?
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RichardS
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Valentino Rossi presumably, now that Michael Schumaker is unavailable.
You probably talking about £25m per annum just for rental.
Richard
You probably talking about £25m per annum just for rental.
Richard
nickd
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does rental cease following consumption?
capnsensible
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Let us know if it Pans out..........
claymore
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Billy or Nanny?
Poey50
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Advert in Practical Goat Owner?
TangaraToo
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Depends if you want a MAG or an AWG. If consumption is planned then I suggest an AWG would be a better choice.
Biggles Wader
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Plenty available,but never in the size you want.
RupertW
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Encouraging them down from the trees is a nightmare
seumask
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This is the Old Goats Forum!
According to SWMBO or is that NGWMBO!
According to SWMBO or is that NGWMBO!
johnalison
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You are just being satyrical.
michael_w
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West Indian style curried goat? Or a nice bit of roast kid?
Ludd
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this is a really (t) horny question. I am sure James knows why he REALLY wants a goat---and thereby hangs a tail!
NickRobinson
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Does your wardrobe have plenty of goat hangers?....
TheEcho
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Check the obscure community channels on your TV. They might have an episode of "Dream Goats".
Laysula
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Stolen from the Bavaria forum
A professor at a State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raised their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Hamad raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us all about your experience."
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Hamad , tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Hamad replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
LadyInBed
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I understand that the Welsh make do with sheep!
It appears the Scottish have different preferences
It appears the Scottish have different preferences
Trickyh
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Can you run your goat for a short time out of water without damage?
alant
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You may larf, but on a trip up from Cape Town to UK, we called in at one of the Cape Verdi's, with not a vast amount of fresh food (no fridge). One of the crew (ex mercenary), was convinced tha we should 'kidnap' one of the young goats frequenting the harbour, subdue it with something from our medical kit, the slice off whatever joint we wanted as we continued north, keeping it alive as long as possible.
