Seven Spades
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Yo stand up and pee into it just like a normal urinal and then you go somewhere else.
How do you use a hole in the floor French toilet?
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Gin
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[QUOTE what the hell do you do with your trousers and underwear? Do you take them off all together?
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It's a nightmare situation for any misjudgement results in an embarrassing stain and if, like me, arthritic knees won't let you squat for more than a couple of seconds the situation has to be totally avoided.
Many years ago, when still a young man, I entered one of these torture chambers fresh from the beach just wearing 'budgie smugglers' and carrying my towel, for a full evacuation- it was considerably easier than being fully dressed but having congratulated myself on my skill I then gave the chain a hefty tug to flush the floorpan whilst not quite having my trunks re-hoisted.
I didn't know until that moment that the flush was progressive and I had discharged a veritable tsunami wave which welled up over the footprint platforms and threatened to engulf my ankles with what I had hoped to leave deep behind me down the waste hole.
I came flying out of the cubicle (there were just 2 of them on the campsite and both unisex) and shot past a rather dishy but very startled blonde girl awaiting her turn, clutching my Speedos and towel to cover my embarrassment, so to speak.
I never looked back!
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It's a nightmare situation for any misjudgement results in an embarrassing stain and if, like me, arthritic knees won't let you squat for more than a couple of seconds the situation has to be totally avoided.
Many years ago, when still a young man, I entered one of these torture chambers fresh from the beach just wearing 'budgie smugglers' and carrying my towel, for a full evacuation- it was considerably easier than being fully dressed but having congratulated myself on my skill I then gave the chain a hefty tug to flush the floorpan whilst not quite having my trunks re-hoisted.
I didn't know until that moment that the flush was progressive and I had discharged a veritable tsunami wave which welled up over the footprint platforms and threatened to engulf my ankles with what I had hoped to leave deep behind me down the waste hole.
I came flying out of the cubicle (there were just 2 of them on the campsite and both unisex) and shot past a rather dishy but very startled blonde girl awaiting her turn, clutching my Speedos and towel to cover my embarrassment, so to speak.
I never looked back!
jacktarjohn
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I spent a week in France using one of these and got pretty skilled at it. As has been mentioned secure your pockets, make sure no clothing is dangling, reach between your legs [ from the front ] and grab your trousers and skiddies and hold them out of the way. Have faith that the hole and footprints are in the correct place. Within a few days you will be firing them down the hole better than Luke Skywalker destroying a Death Star.
Been wondering that too
johnalison
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There is a shortage of horse harnesses in France, so they need loo seats for their gurning competitions.
Binman
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Went to use the toilet in Portugal , but had to ask the assistant outside, full of people for toilet paper, and arguing for more sheets, when I was breaking my neck. (Give me more).
Heckler
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Deary me! I see the lady judge who came out with a similar politically correct load of shite has been given a roasting by Sir Trevor Philips today!
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Sybarite
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That is a true story and happened to a friend of my sister. I have recounted it here before now...
Yngmar
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martyn78
Member
Just watch the video!!!
A good reason to stay at home.
A good reason to stay at home.
cliff
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Nearly spilt my coffee over the keyboard at that one.