Nostrodamus
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The other kind of French toilet we have come across is your worst nightmare unless you are a professional downhill skier. The foot marks are there for you to assume the skiing position but how do you know if your aim is straight and what the hell do you do with your trousers and underwear? Do you take them off all together? My personal approach is to half pull them down, holding on with one hand and use the other for balance, Rodeo style. Just don’t allow yourself to get thrown as you will end up in a whole world of ……………
The night-time approach is something I call the dam buster. It requires two torches front and back aiming down. When the beams meet over the hole you know your aim and trajectory are right, unless of course it bounces.
![Saintet-Marine-toilet.jpg Saintet-Marine-toilet.jpg](https://ybw-data.community.forum/attachments/10/10980-e03b1c40a5ffd43cbc06af1607f6b0e0.jpg)
The night-time approach is something I call the dam buster. It requires two torches front and back aiming down. When the beams meet over the hole you know your aim and trajectory are right, unless of course it bounces.
![Saintet-Marine-toilet.jpg Saintet-Marine-toilet.jpg](https://ybw-data.community.forum/attachments/10/10980-e03b1c40a5ffd43cbc06af1607f6b0e0.jpg)