Dreamers
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Have been offered the chance of sinking my own swinging mooring - at vastly reduced cost. However, although I understand the principle of dumping something very heavy in water then tying boat onto it, the mechanics of exactly how you go about doing this are new to me.
At the moment my preference is to coat a certain bank manager in several layers of cement and then chuck him over the side attached to twice the rise of chain, but suspect rules about polluting rivers with noxious and abhorent substances will floor this plan. Second choice, and far less fun, appears to be fill tractor tyre with concrete and heave that in, based on fact the idea that flat side will be sucked to river floor and therefore stay where I leave it.
How on earth do I get it into the river - place in dingy, row fast, go down with ship - No. There must be a trick to this, and I don't want it on my teak decks so that rules out dropping it from my boat. Advice gratefully received.
At the moment my preference is to coat a certain bank manager in several layers of cement and then chuck him over the side attached to twice the rise of chain, but suspect rules about polluting rivers with noxious and abhorent substances will floor this plan. Second choice, and far less fun, appears to be fill tractor tyre with concrete and heave that in, based on fact the idea that flat side will be sucked to river floor and therefore stay where I leave it.
How on earth do I get it into the river - place in dingy, row fast, go down with ship - No. There must be a trick to this, and I don't want it on my teak decks so that rules out dropping it from my boat. Advice gratefully received.