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The glistening naked thighs of the African princess at my side are quivering at the prospect of a book forum, and even as she nobly removes all her clothes and glides towards me in the moonlit evening, I can't help feeling that Wilbur Smith novels should be under the slightly porny classification, rather than the slightly boaty section. I've read loads of them and can't recommend them at all, ahem.