Have you packed away your shorts ?

It was fairly warm in the garden this morning, but about fifty degrees south of what I need for wearing shorts. It's all very well for off-duty postmen-cum-sailors, but for me cold = pain and I am about to start my annual period of hibernation. On Tuesday last week I was sailing off Pye End in my short sleeves, which is quite close to nudity for me, but it looks as if it will be a while before I can strip again on the boat.
 
Stopping briefly for a last view of the Stour yesterday before my long journey home (in a warm car) I was hailed by a passer-by with the words ‘Bit cold for shorts ain’t it, guv?’. Politely ignoring a familiarity unjustified by prior acquaintance I replied by referring to postmen - with which he agreed. I wear shorts as long as I can and think the critical issue is shapeliness of leg. On that account I have no qualms - but perhaps I should think more of the impact of veins, and of overall body conformation. :unsure:
 
Stopping briefly for a last view of the Stour yesterday before my long journey home (in a warm car) I was hailed by a passer-by with the words ‘Bit cold for shorts ain’t it, guv?’. Politely ignoring a familiarity unjustified by prior acquaintance I replied by referring to postmen - with which he agreed. I wear shorts as long as I can and think the critical issue is shapeliness of leg. On that account I have no qualms - but perhaps I should think more of the impact of veins, and of overall body conformation. :unsure:
You may have something there.
How about keeping the shorts going coupled with man tights. Don't other sports have this combination ?
 
It's a hard life being a wimp. I spent many of my school days in shorts, thick woollen things that left the inside of one's thighs sore. Also, I am not so vain as to want the world to admire my knees. Being poikilothermic myself, clothes are a means of thermoregulation and protecting one's privacy. There are a few occasions some years when shorts are merely a convenient alternative to nudity.
 
Got mine on but then I am in Cyprus for the next six weeks. Boats on the hard at a Suffolk yacht Harbour and looking at the weather I am rather glad shes not out on her mooring.
 
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