Guess what I've just .......

[boatone]

It's nice to enjoy the fruits but I couldn't afford it every day.
Might arrive this week !

 

[apollo]

Is this going to go on as long as a Soap Opera story line?

If it ends up being a new screw cap for a handrail or something, I will paint castles on to your boat!!

 

[boatone]

This one's more like it........but the fenders seem to be missing

 

[apollo]

Coming alongside dude, mind your paintwork old chap!!

 

[Ramage]

This one's more like it........but the fenders seem to be missing

I wondered how long it would be until you published a "before" picture of Legacy.....

 

[apollo]

I wondered how long it would be until you published a "before" picture of Legacy.....

....it was floating before?

 

[boatone]

At last..... should be here tomorrow or Tuesday ..... had to have a rant yesterday, got n a right paddy.....

 

[oldgit]

At last..... should be here tomorrow or Tuesday ..... had to have a rant yesterday, got n a right paddy.....

Is it some sort of marine Stanna Stairlift.......?

 

[Ramage]

Is it some sort of marine Stanna Stairlift.......?

 

[apollo]

I could tell you but I'd have to kill you...
I am very jealous, I want one myself but not as minted as uncle tone!

 

[Ramage]

Yes, it is very nice...

 

[oldgit]

I could tell you but I'd have to kill you...
I am very jealous, I want one myself but not as minted as uncle tone!

Not a gold plated bus pass with silver filigree engraving and matching fender socks

"That" telegram from the Queen he,s been waiting for ?

 

[DogsBody]

So is it here yet?

 

[boatone]

So is it here yet?

Tracking info says delivery tomorrow

 

[peterandjeanette]

The suspense is agonising.
I've already rushed to the loo three times this morning.

 

[boatone]

It's arrived !!!

 

[DogsBody]

Don't tell me, now you've got to charge it for four hours, right?

Oh S*** hope I haven't just given the game away...

 

[boatone]

Don't tell me, now you've got to charge it for four hours, right?.

Nope, it seems to be fully charged but I clearly have some learning to do if I'm to get it to behave as I would like.

 

[apollo]

Nope, it seems to be fully charged but I clearly have some learning to do if I'm to get it to behave as I would like.

Have you got it to vibrate yet?

Bloke I work with has been playing with his all afternoon, he said we could have a go too if we wanted....

 

[Captain Coochie]

Do we know what it is yet ?