Guess the cup size

[irishmark]

Re: Sausages

hmmmm smarty pants...

 

[irishmark]

Re: Sausages

hmmm i wonder...are irish sausages bigger than english??? we do eat a lot of them over here....

 

[paulineb]

Re: Sausages

 

[irishmark]

Re: Sausages

or-didn't-u-know-that-????

 

[catmandoo]

Re: Sausages

Nothing better than a lang strang black puddin

 

[sailorman]

Re: Sausages

Ooooooooooo it worked /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Spuddy]

back to bra jokes-
the sheepdog bra, rounds em up and points em in the right direction.

Advice for men : if you do put a rolled up sock down your trousers, make sure it's at the front!

 

[powerskipper]

Re: Sausages

I always found this pic funny.

 

[mirabriani]

Re: Sausages

Blimey! The big ones even hold houses up
Where is it? Australia?

Regards Briani

 

[powerskipper]

Re: Sausages

I think so but not sure, that tree would be worth naming but what I wonder?

 

[tome]

Re: Sausages

L...

No, I can't bring myself to post.

 

[cliff]

Re: Sausages

Why wouldn't it work?
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[sailorman]

Re: Sausages

dont know /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[powerskipper]

this mite explain some male difficulty\'s

MEN'S ENGLISH:
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I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let's have sex now.

What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.

May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'll take you to a nice restaurant and then I'd like to have sex with you.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.

Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay