Guess the cup size
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Stingo
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paulineb
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It's very indiscreet to put a topless pic of your girlfriend on here !
Stingo
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Who gives a sh*t when she's an ex and how did her picture land up on your website?
Rowana
Two steps lower than the ships' cat
Reminds me of the chap who went to buy a bra for 'er indoors.
Lady in shop asks him what kind of bra he wants.
"What kinds is there ?!
"Well, theres, the Catholic Bra, The Salvation Army Bra, or the Methodist Bra"
"What's the difference?"
"The Catholic Bra covers the masses. The Salvation Army Bra raises up the fallen, and the Methodist Bra just makes mountains out of molehills"
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Lady in shop asks him what kind of bra he wants.
"What kinds is there ?!
"Well, theres, the Catholic Bra, The Salvation Army Bra, or the Methodist Bra"
"What's the difference?"
"The Catholic Bra covers the masses. The Salvation Army Bra raises up the fallen, and the Methodist Bra just makes mountains out of molehills"
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Stingo
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And there's also the Wonda Bra. When you get it off, you wonder where her t*ts went.
paulineb
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John Perry !!!!! what are you doing nosing around on my website ! ?
halcyon
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Rawhide bra, heads them up and moves them out.
Shows your age this one.
Brian
Shows your age this one.
Brian
Becky
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It is a pity that men don't have a garment to wear that would be equivalent to the bra. For the single sausage-shaped appendage they seem so fond of bragging about. Now that WOULD sort the men from the boys!!/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
sorehead
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The consistent thing about girls that always go on about sorting the men from the boys is that you never know if you're actually in when you're with one of them.
Eh! Was that an echo I heard?
Eh! Was that an echo I heard?
paulineb
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Great idea Becky .... couldn't call it a cup size tho. what could we call it ?
jhr
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Canoe size? Ahem............
BrendanS
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irishmark
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brain power maybe???
paulineb
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sausage size ?
cocktail
chipolata
small but thick
large thick
cumberland
erm .... pork or beef ?
cocktail
chipolata
small but thick
large thick
cumberland
erm .... pork or beef ?
jhr
Well-known member
Sausages
Tee hee!
I think "Cumberland" would require one of those dodgy Photoshopped pix that (I am told.....) get circulated on the Internet from time to time.
Never mind pork or beef: what about vegetarians?/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Tee hee!
I think "Cumberland" would require one of those dodgy Photoshopped pix that (I am told.....) get circulated on the Internet from time to time.
Never mind pork or beef: what about vegetarians?/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
irishmark
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Re: Sausages
hmmm but how wud one know what catagory one would fall into?? hmmm
hmmm but how wud one know what catagory one would fall into?? hmmm
paulineb
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Re: Sausages
you'd have to go to the supermarket, buy all the above mentioned sausages and compare. easy peasy !
you'd have to go to the supermarket, buy all the above mentioned sausages and compare. easy peasy !
irishmark
New member
Re: Sausages
hmm is it not more fun if that done for u????
hmm is it not more fun if that done for u????
paulineb
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Re: Sausages
ok. send someone else to the supermarket to buy the sausages. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
ok. send someone else to the supermarket to buy the sausages. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif