Listen ere Youth.
Taint one of mine (only got 3 anyway) Tiss one SWMBO spat out a month or two back.
That's the Mystery solved.
Taint a Sharks tooth.
Tiss from a Welsh Dragon!
Flip-- I,m glad She don,t look on ere. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
So a Slime (dunno what the collective noun is) of Solicitors were on a Corperate/ Fishing day out.
Obviously a freebie.
Anyway, they were out of the North end of the Menai Straits past Puffin Island.
Twas that Hot Summer a few years ago (1976 I think!) when one of the Law (untoo themselves) men fell overboard.
'Look' cried out Samuel-- 'Lawrence has fallen in and cripes there is a Shark'!!!
The shark swam over to the flapping Brief.
All aboard thought about the Guy in the water and how they could sue the creature should it devour their companion.
However, the shark shoved His snout under the flabby belly of the flapping lawman and flipped Him back aboard!
'Crikey' said Samuel,' what do think of that Nigel'?