Give the parrott a break

[nicho]

Jimi, can you please your poor parrot out of it's misery - it's been hovering there for days now, and it must be absolutely knackered!! Come on man, give the poor little sod a perch to take a rest on, or I'll have to get the RSPB onto you.

 

[jimi]

OK.. DONE! It tasted o' coconut and apricot. Only too glad to pit it oot its meesery after whit the wee bastid said! I'm going tae get an African Grey next!

 

[Sybarite]

You could always let it go cheep on higher perches...

John

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[nicho]

That's NOT what I meant, you cruel sod - just 'cos Bev's stopped feeding you. I suppose it'll be the goldfish next....!! How are you with starling pie? Now that would be really useful.

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[ecudc]

I guess you could say its now a POLLYGON, perhaps next time you should should give it more POLLYFILLER. Oh dear I could go on for hours but I wont.

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[tome]

Reminds me of the chicken in the oven. Tapping madly on the glass door until the cook opens it. "Either switch this f*****g oven on or give me my feathers back".

Oh dear

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