Gentleman please start your opinions

[Tomahawk]

How?

 

[doug748]

T-boned by Katie Price?

 

[Jonas]

If to starboard red appear
Tis your duty to keep clear

 

[DJE]

A bit early for the RTIR isn't it?

 

[Blueboatman]

Oh, stop... Please.

 

[AMCD300]

Should have put the fender further forward.....

 

[nigelmercier]

Tree? ...

... err ... Sea Tree?

 

[johnalison]

Classic Tiger Shark bite. You can see the tooth marks.

 

[Tomahawk]

Classic Tiger Shark bite. You can see the tooth marks.

Big tiger shark?

 

[johnalison]

Dunno, I've never met one.

 

[TQA]

WOW where did that big orange tanker come from?

 

[Daydream believer]

Yes that green cabin top does look bad. You clearly have a lot of work to do.
While you are at it you could sort that little ding in the gunwhale.

 

[Daydream believer]

To be honest you are not getting much sympathy. I think most forumites are just relieved it is not their boat. Have you collared the culprit. Or is he another uninsured idiot who has done a runner? Suppose you will never know
Bad luck to say the least

 

[lustyd]

Well it's obvious isn't it. First, the keel fell off and skipper was oblivious. Then, on returning to the marina (too fast of course) there was a sharp turn to port. Without the keel, a manouvre very much like a handbrake turn was executed and she slid sideways into a marina piling. The skipper, being a 17 year old bloke with a new licence, fled the scene and parked up before running away. Dad then returned to his pride and joy and posted a photo on the forum.

am I close?

Alternatively, given the month, a lifting strop found a week spot and squished your boat?