Steve Clayton
Well-Known Member
ho ho ho oven ,hob and new sink and worktop fitted ,pipped in solid tested by fitter all great looks well fit swimbo will be pleased on the 25th thanks for all advice ps its only a couple of raggies next to me if it catches fire lol.
Xmas morning
Her: I'm so excited! I know that you have got me something that I really want for Xmas. You've been very secretive and I'm dying to know what it is.
You: It's on the boat
Her: Let's go there now
On the boat:
Her: Where is it? What is it? I'm dying to see it.
You: It's in front of you.
Her: I still can't see it. I can see you've fitted a new cooker and sink - but where's my present?
ROTFLMHO