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[Dyflin]

 

[CornishSailor]

In light of the current economic crisis and danger of job losses, British Airways flight attendants decide to diversify.

 

[Woodlouse]

"What do you want?"

 

[sarabande]

"I'd like to get you, on a slow boat to China,
All to myself alone....."

 

[anni]

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"Have you ever been to a Harvster?"

 

[Evadne]

Singlehanded yachtsman dies and goes to heaven, brings back photos.

 

[andymcp]

The crew didn't appear unduly worried by the news that a boatload of naked rugby players were anchoring in the same bay.

 

[Ludd]

"Lie down, I think I love you!"

 

[bobgoode]

Just a moment whilst I finish off this souffle then I can pop up and give you a hand reefing the main before the squall hits.

 

[Deleted member 36384]

"A Threesome?", "No problem, we'll just finish your dinner skipper"

 

[jhr]

Sharon and Lorraine were very proud of their collection of yachtsmens' testicles, which they kept in a bag above the chart table ..............

 

[bobgoode]

UK Borader Agency finds the new uniform for boarding crews much more accepatble to yachtsmen..

 

[Blueboatman]

Dyflins Girl Friday was proving very popular when she announced that, actually she always did everything with her best mate along.

 

[LONG_KEELER]

Tasty couple of tarts try Delia Smith's new Marine Cookbook !

 

[30boat]

Can I have the phone number of the girl in the white t shirt?Please?Can I?

 

[doris]

Ah the immortal words...

Whilst you're down there!

 

[bobgoode]

Has anyone else notice the very odd knots used to secure the netting bags......................................................................................................................................................I'll get my coat then

 

[wiggy]

Great mellons- oh my mistake they're tomatoes