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[Dyflin]

 

[fireball]

Hugo reacted directly to the skippers call to get the weight further out.

 

[jimi]

"banker wallet ballast!"

 

[TamarMike]

"OK I'm ready to step ashore, just bring her a liitle closer to the pontoon"

 

[jimi]

"Tack!"

 

[fireball]

The pirates had lost their plank so made do with the next best thing.

 

[jimi]

"Glad this is'nt a Bavaria!"

 

[DJE]

Hugo Boss Jackets.
Useless Unless Worn!

 

[Twister_Ken]

"Behind You!"

 

[oldharry]

If you put that helm up now you're fired!

 

[KREW2]

Musto tests out the executive range of wet weather gear.

 

[OGITD]

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This James isn't quite up to the mark.......you did tell him which Kiel to go to?

 

[jenku]

Those new boats are built so lightly you can right them like dinghies...

 

[benjenbav]

With apologies to HM Bateman:

"The man who complained that the sleeves of his jacket were a bit short."

 

[Scotty_Tradewind]

We're sorry sir, we seem to have entered you on the wrong course.

http://www.pooleharbour.co.uk/page/34/School?gclid=COrr2ryCsJ0CFZ1h4wodZ159kQ#windsurfing

 

[Sandyman]

Look, im the big boss around here, and if I say im going water skiing then im going bl00dy water skiing, comprehenda ?

 

[Evadne]

Merchant banker keel-hauled.

 

[Twister_Ken]

OK, I've scrubbed the bottom, what next?

 

[jimi]

"Ian was off he'd just spotted the Pride of Bilbao approaching"

 

[robp]

Suits you skipper?