Foreign exchange

[ArthurWood]

Japanese gentleman goes to bank to change some yen into $$:"How much you give me for 10,000yen?" he asks the teller.
"$100," replies the teller.
"How come yesterday they tell me $110?" asks the Japanese gentleman.
"Fluctuations." says the teller.
"Well, fluck you Americans, too," shouts the Japanese gentleman.

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[tcm]

This is great. We do have a cantonese (i think) customer who was beating me up about prices and so on. At one point he asked for all sorts of things for no charge. I said that there was no such thing as a flea runch.

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[MedDreamer]

I complained in our local Chinese restaurant the other night. I asked to see the chef.

"Herro" he said,

"Hello" said I "this chicken is rubbery"

"Oh Thank you very much" he replied and walked off!!

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[Davy_S]

My local chinese resteraunt owner has been arrested for offences against children.
Mr Po kum yung says he is innocent.

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[ROCKETSHIP_11]

Michael Jackson fell overboard from a motor yacht today,
The skipper circled and shouted" WILL I THROW YOU A BUOY "
Fluck off replied Jackson I'm in enough trouble as it is.

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[jhr]

What's a clunt?
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- Someone who leaves a Chinese Restaurant without paying.............

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[pistonbroke]

I reckon that'll get "poofed"

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