Fat git sailors

[jimi]

I was thinking, mny of us sailors are old fat gits past the first flush of youth and cosequently don't get as much exercise as we should. We also need to recharge our batteries .. so is it a good idea to get an exercise bike geared up to a generator and use that to produce electricity and provide exercise. Or is it best just to get a young nubile and get her to sweat away?

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[tcm]

um, actually, is this a nitp[ot idea, really. Anyway, whilst a raggie is around, erm, what are those exercise grinders on ellens boat about, really? I mean, with the sail up, is she only winding things for a bit of exercise?

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[jimi]

Oops meant to be on SB.. another senior moment!

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[tcm]

Quick, gettim

too late now! I am confidently expecting some lardy sailor jokes at your expense.

PLUS the ybw stinkpoet laureate can possibly help out too!

What shall we do with a lardy sailor
what shall we do with a lardy sailor
what lardy sailor ear-lie in the morning!

Or

Jimi the elephant packed his bags and said goodbye to the mobos
off he went with a trompity tromp
tromp tromp tromp


or

You're fat
and you know you are
You're fat
and you know you are

Hm yes, this last one is my best i think.


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[jimi]

Re: Quick, gettim

in riposte

Tumshie tumshie tumshie
Tum
Tumshie tum
Tumshie tum!

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[benjenbav]

Tasteful

Who ate all the (fray bentos) pies,
Who ate all the (fray bentos) pies,
You fat sailor,
You fat sailor,
You ate all the (fray bentos) pies.

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[oldgit]

Black Spot...........

Being as you is a regular poster over here now,we feel entitled to inquire .was it something you said over on whingersbutt or was it some sort of blackballing due some sort of wrong flag/ensign blunder

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[mikewilkes]

<:: Or is it best just to get a young nubile and get her to sweat away? ::>

Now that idea really appeals, more, more, more!!!!!!



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Ceum ur

 

[RocquaineBay]

Fat git sailors should eat more pies, and definitely drink more lager with salted peanuts, but always stay amid ship and on the centre line just for the sake of general courtesy.
Mike

Nubile.....now what's that?

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[Davy_S]

Wots wrong with fat sailors?

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