etiquette when you find someone else on your mooring

[webcraft]

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warm-hearted Webthang allowed me to use his mooring

[/ QUOTE ] Yes, but you did ask first . . . can I have your kidney now?

- W

 

[machurley22]

Can I sleep with your wife?

 

[webcraft]

Seems like a fair exchange . . .

 

[David_Jersey]

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I don't want strangers on my mooring uninvited

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A stranger is simply a freind you haven't yet met /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

 

[webcraft]

[ QUOTE ]
A stranger is simply a freind you haven't yet met

[/ QUOTE ] Sometimes. Sometimes a stranger is just a PITA.

You look like a nice enough person if slightly mad - you and your Seadog are welcome to use my mooring if you are up this way and no-one else is on it.

- W

 

[machurley22]

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Seems like a fair exchange . . .

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I've sent her a link to this thread.

 

[FullCircle]

I've slept with Silkie.
Wouldn't put Mrs Webthang near the forebunk of the Hurley..... /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Oh yes, and I hereby confirm the green socialist credentials of Webbie. Hell, I have even stood eating chips with him. Dont come much more socialist, does it?

 

[machurley22]

I never had you down as a kiss-and-tell type.

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

And I can guess at the state of his liver..... think you've been ripped off Webby!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Major Catastrophe]

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Can I sleep with your wife?

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Oi! The offer was made to me so I have first dibs. Should I bring Kawasaki with me to help arouse her?

 

[bilbobaggins]

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you may be a bounder and a cad sir.

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...Or a sad cur! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Sixpence]

Steady on, bloke's just offered his very own good lady to any takers, can't beat an offer like that

 

[bilbobaggins]

Greetings, yer honour..... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif


It's getting a bit personal and frisky in 'ere. That there SnootySnooky will be along soon to do his Taliban bit. I think I'll go hide in the Lounge for a while.....

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[duncanmack]

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Steady on, bloke's just offered his very own good lady to any takers, can't beat an offer like that

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And Cath obviously hasn't found out yet as he's still posting!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Sixpence]

All gone quiet though, does she have a shotgun certificate I wonder ?

 

[duncanmack]

Axe?

 

[Sixpence]

Axe him yourself /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[AlJones]

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Sorry I haven't been clear, I couldn't get near my strops they had used them and they were a considerably bigger yacht and to be honest not particularly impressed by how they had run them, I like to avoid chafe.

To be honest its more of an incovenience to me . . . but is there any hard and fast rule to how to get them moving quicker. Should they not have been prepared to move in the event of my return anyway?

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Open all gun ports and blast them to kingdom come I say! Harumph!!!!!!

 

[bilbobaggins]

Jeez! They're all coming out tonight....

First it was the Gallopin' Major, then the two Laffin' Policemen, next the Grey-Beard Loon from Louth, and now Jones the Boat-School. Even BigBadBrenda had a look in yesterday.....

It must be the fine weather - they're crawling out of their holes, drying their wings, and going for a short flight around the keyboard.

Whoever next? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[AlJones]

William Oh my Dear William!

I have missed you sir!

I have been in on occasions under the cover of darkness,

You missed me then?