Enraged,bemused & Insulted

There is a very rare and gifted talent,

and all who have this gift ,

should alway hold there head hight.

Its is something that some have to work at very hard,

and then may not be able to get it right even then,

so what I hear you whisper in awe,

is this wondrous gift,

Well,

I think Jimi may have it at times.


It is the gift of looking scruffy in

anything

anytime

anywhere!!!! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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Julie<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by powerskipper on 18/08/2004 16:56 (server time).</FONT></P>
 
One good head butt is worth a thousand words ;-)

Your from Kilmarnock for goodness sake!

What a pompous ass!

What a pretentious pratt!

Sail on
Cameron

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" you could be a really posh bloke who's dead rich, belongs to the best yacht clubs, knows all the right people, and usually walks around with at least 3 trophy blondes on your arm, but are just having a scruffy day"

Jimi is. He's just virtually a poor slob in order that we don't feel unworthy, and who occasionally dresses down in order to avoid the paparazzi.

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Based on what I saw, I'd say he was in the billionaire class!! In fairness, he was working on the boat, and (this is hard to believe) actually turned down the offer of a drink......he's obviously not at all well!! As Mrs Dale used to say, "I'm worried about Jim!!"

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I say Jeeves.......

Surely,one should summon ones tailor instantly ,confirm which side you hang and get on smartly with creating your new autumn wardrobe .

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Christ, what a miserable old fart, I can't believe the cheek of him, but I do recognise his type and am repelled by his attitude. Still, I'm sure you'll survive.

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"Well sunshine, me an Bob Geldorf are workin on Boat Aid. Give us yer money."

How big was he anyway?

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I would have said "What are you? my fashion guru?" smiled and walked away.

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perhaps this will help /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Little Johnny is excited because the circus has come to town and his mum has got front row tickets for him. Finally the evening comes and Little Johnny and his mum go off to the big top. Little Johnny sits there and enjoys the lions and the tigers and the jugglers and the trapeze artists, and finally out comes little Johnny's favourites, the clowns. Johnny is loving the clowns and their humorous japes until one of the clowns comes up to him and says 'Little boy are you the front end of an ass?' 'No,' replies little Johnny. Are you the rear end of an ass?' 'No,' replies little Johnny again. 'In that case,' says the clown, 'you must be no end of an ass.' Little Johnny is distraught and he runs out of the circus and all the way home in tears. When his mum catches up with him she says, 'Little Johnny don't worry, your Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, is coming to stay tomorrow. We will take him to the circus and he will sort that nasty clown out.' At this news little Johnny cheers up and looks forward to the next night. The next night comes and, sure enough, Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee arrives and the three of them set off for the circus. When they get there Little Johnny, his mum and Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, sit down and enjoy the lions, the tigers, the jugglers and the trapeze artists, and then out come the clowns.
Again Little Johnny is enjoying their antics and yet again one of the clowns comes up to him and says, 'Little boy are you the front end of an ass?' Quick as a flash, Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee jumps up and shouts at the very top of his voice: 'F**k off you Red nosed Clown!'

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You should have hung your head in shame, shuffled past

Then accidently tripped and punted the pompous pratt of the pontoon/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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