Emergency bagpipe lessons

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I still think he'd be better off with a bag full of cats, and just stomp on them when required. The sound will be the same, and not require any practise

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Brendan, you seem to be in full agreement with Thomas Beecham " The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished learning them as when you start", but then he also said of the harpsichord "Two skeletons copulating on a galvanised tin roof" so maybe you´re both wrong.

IMHO, distance is the key factor, and applies to more instruments than the humble pipes.

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Reminds me of another story about him, though whether true or not, is quite funny. One day while passing through the lobby of a Manchester hotel, Sir Thomas Beecham spotted a rather distinguished-looking woman whom he recalled having met but whose name escaped him.

Pausing to say hello, Beecham suddenly recalled that she had a brother and - hoping for a clue - asked how he was doing and whether he was still employed in the same job.

"Oh, he's very well," the woman answered, "and still King."
 
Try this

College of Piping if you really want to upset someone when you play.

However the Northumbrian pipes are so much pleasanter! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Some say the most beautiful music instrument in the world!
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Kathryn Tickell a well known local player - she has her own website
 
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I'm looking for someone who can make bagpipes sound as they ought to - surely like flutes played in unision, or melodious pan pipes.


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Q: What is the difference between an electric guitar and a set of bagapipes?

A: The Bagpipes do not need a battery of powerful speakers.


Q: Why do pop groups not use bagpipes (so saving on the cost of amplifiers)?

A: Pop groups like to think their noise is musical.


And anyway, how many flutes are needed to make enough sound to be heard 5 miles UPwind?!
 
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