Bobc
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Some drink to remember, some drink to forget![]()
I can never remember why I get drunk.
Some drink to remember, some drink to forget![]()
Boat owners drink to forget about the expense! What an insane hobby!
You can always tell the seasoned sailors though. They don't bother with wine any more. They stick to Gin and Rum!
But the sea-gods do exist, and they are prepared to give up some of their leisure time in looking after idiots. For example, during a particularly bumpy motor back into the Blackwater in our Sadler 29 we arrived to find the glass from the oil lamp rolling around on the floor, entirely intact. Our friends doing the same trip suffer significant internal damage which I don't exactly recall, probably due to their failure to make the necessary libations.
But my little crosscut shredder turns them into confetti. Make your own 3D jigsaw puzzle. Staff at the bank could not contain themselves with laughter when I took it in all stuck together with clear packing tape and no bits missing. I think they were going to frame it and put it up in the staff room. They even gave me a nice new one in exchange.Paper £10 notes ceased to be legal tender on 1 March I believe. They are plastic now ( like the £5 notes) and cannot be ripped up![]()
You can always tell the seasoned sailors though. They don't bother with wine any more. They stick to Gin and Rum!
One of the important things to know, is that a half-empty bottle can fall over and spill.
Since knocking off booze, I must have saved well over £20,000...so why can't I find even £2,000 for a yacht?![]()
Although counter intuitive, alcohol's a remarkably good remedy for sea sickness!Yesterday we had a drink to celebrate purchase of our first second-hand boat. Yippee!!
I now totally get why boat owners are drinkers.....
Evening went as follows:
Me (dreamer): "Wow, can't believe we own the boat!" big glug of Merlot slips down nicely.
Husband (down-to-earth): "It's fantastic! Have you rung the insurers to confirm?", glass drains quickly and he reaches for the bottle.
Me: "Yes insurance done. There's the engine service but that shouldn't be too much, should it?",....gosh that Merlot is very palatable.
Husband: "Well, don't forget we need the gas certificate done and two new fire extinguishers next week. Let's open another bottle, shall we?", ..off to the kitchen.
Me: "Can't wait to be out of the marina and hear the whoosh of the boat cutting through the waves,"...now we're talking..I take an elegant sip of wine.
Husband:" Hm...marina. Contract's a bit steep but will be worth it." Pours from new bottle.
Me: " Isn't that the expensive wine you got for your birthday? Oh never mind,".....delicious..
Of course, I realise now. Boat owners drink to forget about the expense! What an insane hobby! It's going to be one hell of a ride......
Funny you should say that, I found something similar when I gave up smoking
After fifteen years in London then abroad, I was only able to restart sailing some years after giving up drinking.
Since knocking off booze, I must have saved well over £20,000...so why can't I find even £2,000 for a yacht?
Very occasionally I think it might be nice to have real ale or malt whisky on board the Osprey, for idyllic moments...
...but my satisfaction with having a nice little boat (and nice little costs) couldn't be improved by alcohol.
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Yesterday we had a drink to celebrate purchase of our first second-hand boat. Yippee!!
I now totally get why boat owners are drinkers.....
Evening went as follows:
Me (dreamer): "Wow, can't believe we own the boat!" big glug of Merlot slips down nicely.
Husband (down-to-earth): "It's fantastic! Have you rung the insurers to confirm?", glass drains quickly and he reaches for the bottle.
Me: "Yes insurance done. There's the engine service but that shouldn't be too much, should it?",....gosh that Merlot is very palatable.
Husband: "Well, don't forget we need the gas certificate done and two new fire extinguishers next week. Let's open another bottle, shall we?", ..off to the kitchen.
Me: "Can't wait to be out of the marina and hear the whoosh of the boat cutting through the waves,"...now we're talking..I take an elegant sip of wine.
Husband:" Hm...marina. Contract's a bit steep but will be worth it." Pours from new bottle.
Me: " Isn't that the expensive wine you got for your birthday? Oh never mind,".....delicious..
Of course, I realise now. Boat owners drink to forget about the expense! What an insane hobby! It's going to be one hell of a ride......
One of the important things to know, is that a half-empty bottle can fall over and spill.
Yes I under stand so. Must see if I still have some old 10 pound notes before they cease to be legal tender. SWMBO says daughter spent our old 10 pound noted on her last visit.
Any one know when the paper 20 pound notes will cease to be legal tender.
May be I should change my post to "cutting up" 10 pound notes.