Do opposites attract?

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Sunday saw some of us ditchcrawlers having a Christmas Lunch in the delightful Oxfordshire hamlet of Berwick Salome (honest - real name!) Whilst chatting to the lovely Lady Byron, I was struck by one of natures mysteries - why do so many beautiful women end up with real ugly geezers? Is there some basic geo/metaphysical law, a bit like opposite poles attracting? Please discuss, using your own cicumstances and experience to illustrate your points:)
 

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<font color=red>OI ! I resent that</font color=red>

<font color=blue>I wasn't always old & fat. You should have seen me when I was young, slim and in a uniform covered in gold braid... I even fancied me myself, in fact I couldn't keep my hands off myself.
Anyways, I had a quick cuddle and a grope off your Anne while you were trying to negotiate a discount on your drinks with the Barman.</font color=blue>

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Nope , Pheran's ahead in my book.......may be stating the obvious but definitely 5 points for relating it to Byron!

( is he brave or just foolhardy?)

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Well, he would, wouldn't he. Anns lovely so she goes for fat old men too. And I got nothing off the barman - not even a discount. Pimply bloody youth /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
 

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<font color=blue>Only if I can borrow a nice frock of B1., Syd, Soltron or any of the other cross dressees here. Never borrow any of yours 'cos of the slurp stains all over them.</font color=blue>

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Mrs jhr (who has first hand experience of what it's like to be an attractive woman married to a fat, ugly git) was talking about this with me recently. Although she was somewhat coy on the subject, my interpretation of why she said "I do" is as follows:

- my irresistable charm and charisma
- my elegant and epigrammatic wit
- my stupendous sexual technique
- my overwhelming modesty

Subsidiary reasons probably include:

- the advantages of having a partner with built-in cushioning
- an overwhelming desire to spend her life in the freezing cold, involuntarily
drinking salt water
- a wish to experience lifelong poverty

She always says that I "laughed her into bed" but has never confirmed whether this was before or after she had inspected the goods on offer :)
 

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She always says that I "laughed her into bed"

<font color=blue>Well you made me laugh but I ain't gonna go to bed with you. There are certain 'faces' here that migh though, no names, no packdrill .... watch my eyes /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif</font color=blue>

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Mrs jhr (who has first hand experience of what it's like to be an attractive woman married to a fat, ugly git)

Was she married to Byron before you then??

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<<my irresistable charm and charisma
- my elegant and epigrammatic wit>>

When are we gonna see/hear some of this then?

After all, they appear to have overcome considerable deficits......
 

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Considerable deficits

Indeed - I have avoided posting a thumbnail photo so as not to distress Byron's dog unduly.

Sadly, you may have quite a wait for evidence of my sterling qualities (as my employer keeps saying). However, the fact that I am obsessed with a desire to buy a power boat, in the teeth of all the available evidence of bankruptcy, homeless traumatised children, shattered marriages etc. shows that I have a well developed sense of humour.
 

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Must be the case

I'm ugly and broke and my fiance is gorgeous so I think they must attract then yes.

Chris

First winter as an inny..... I've dropped a valve!!! So frustrated, want to hit the water NOW!!!!
 
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