"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound"

[adey]

\"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

In today's paper. Evening Herald.
Seems the diver was inside the swim area and using a surface marker.

 

[hlb]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

Dot think many folk know about the swim areas, there hardly publisised.

It had to happen around Plymouth sooner or later, boats with drooping flag, folk diving where all the boats are passing. It was going to happen sooner or later.

 

[ebbtide]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

[ QUOTE ]
Dot think many folk know about the swim areas, there hardly publisised.[ QUOTE ]


Were you trying to say

"Don't think many folk know about the swim areas, they're hardly publicised"

or are are you rebuilding the English language as written???

So what do QHM's Local NTM specify about diving areas?

 

[epervier]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

No, he wrote,

Dot think many folk know about the swim areas, there hardly publisised.

who died and made you headmaster FFS?

 

[epervier]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


Knock yourself out, over this one /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[hlb]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

Bemay ruo dnierf tia namuh. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[JKay]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

1st and last letters of the word in the right place /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

And he always moans





(especially after a kick in the bollocks) /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[hlb]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

M'I hsibbuw at gnillephs. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[JKay]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

Not as rsbbiuh as he is bnenig haumn /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Tugw]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

can i have wot your smokin

 

[JKay]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

[ QUOTE ]
can i hvae wot yuor skimon

[/ QUOTE ]

No /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[jfm]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

Malaprop, you're doing it again. You criticise another poster's English, yet you make many errors yourself*. Some of your errors look like shortcuts of course, not errors made in ignorance, but nevertheless you've drawn a line beyond which you don't use English correctly. And then you criticise other posters who have done the same (only their lines are in different positions).

What exactly are the rules you're asking folks to follow? Everyone must use perfect English, except you?

Just talk about boats Malaprop.

*Just today you have written a sentence with no subject, a sentence beginning in lower case, upper case where inappropriate, and multiple "???" question marks.

 

[realslimshady]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


Knock yourself out, over this one /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
fckiung ecellxnet /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[JKay]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

A Malaprop,a master mariner,english professor and author
He appears to be a legend in his own mind /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[hlb]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

Actually, it was google spell checker that spelt the word wrong. Not that I give a fig as to how it's spelt.

 

[Divemaster1]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It's rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.


Being Norwegian I taught this was quite appropriate... /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[adey]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

I thought HLB's reply was just fine because that's how we speak down 'ere in the Westcountry /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[hlb]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

Yep, but I'm Welsh now. It is very confusing. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[JKay]

Re: \"Diver slashed by speedboat in Plymouth Sound\"

Mint Flavoured KY /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif