Dirty blinking horses

[jimi]

why are'nt the owners forced to bag the [--word removed--] like dog owners? Is it cos the Queen won't do it?

 

[Sixpence]

never understood that one , horse crap being dumped in such large quantities you would have thought the Queens horse crap would be worth a bit

 

[Twister_Ken]

Man, you'd need a whacking great placcy bag for one of them drum major horses of hers.

 

[Epirb23]

Probably because they eat normal food unlike the stuff we normally consume.I guess that never crossed your mind.

 

[Sixpence]

what's normal food ? grass ?

 

[B175Chris]

Ex-Corgi of course /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Sixpence]

do horses eat them /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[jimi]

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Probably because they eat normal food unlike the stuff we normally consume.I guess that never crossed your mind.

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Aha light dawns , apologies for being so thick! All is now clear ... its oK for vegetarians to dump in public spaces without clearing up! Perfect solution for IBS sufferers, go veggie and dump when and where you want!

 

[Lakesailor]

Blinding. Could change society.
Gone will be the racial and religious divides.

It'll become errrm. ---- Stinkies vs Raggy Arses

 

[FullCircle]

They sell horse poo round here for 50p a large bag.
I dont see dog owners offering the same???

So following this line of thinking I am thinking that the horse owner considers that his animal is giving away 50p presents to the public(bring your own bag) every time it lifts its tail, and is thus rendering a valuable service.

The dog owner, having waste of no apparent value, is thus constrained to take it home. If he/she has a mind or a conscience.

Hope this helps.

 

[jimi]

The only kind of sh!t I'd buy is stuff I'd smoke .. can't say horseshit fits that category

 

[MoodySabre]

When I was a kid the milkman's horse did valuable service. First one out with their bucket and shovel got free fertilizer for the garden.

In some ski resorts the tourist horse and trap have a large sheet behind the horse to catch it.

I resisted the temptation to say "pony and trap" in case the Cockneys got going!

 

[Twister_Ken]

>I resisted the temptation to say "pony and trap" in case the Cockneys got going! <

Cor blimey guv'ner, you're a proper gent an all. Nice dickie, and a luvverly whistle. Shine on yer daisies and a smart titfer. Wishes I could say the same about your trouble and strife, who looks a bit like a Richard.

 

[KREW2]

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They sell horse poo round here for 50p a large bag.

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They sell it down here, it's advertised as "Bagged and well rotted" Always new the streets of Dorset were paved with $h1t.

 

[upthesolent]

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When I was a kid the milkman's horse did valuable service. First one out with their bucket and shovel got free fertilizer for the garden.

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I vaguely remember the err, tail-end, of a horse drawn round. Damn, I never saw my Nan move so fast as with her bucket and shovel!

 

[jimi]

We'll if horeshit is so desireable and valuable, why do'nt the horeriders collect it and flog it when they get home?

 

[MoodySabre]

Oih Twister don't show yer boat race ranned 'ere if ya know wats good for ya.

 

[Cornishman]

Well, I never. I haven't ever noticed that my daughter's horse blinks when he craps. I must watch more closely, at a safe distance, next time.

 

[Searush]

All I can add is that I sure know which I prefer to tread in. Horses tend to do it in large round lumps that are relatively dry & odour free. Dog muck is seriously unpleasant anywhere, and spreads everywhere once trodden in.

Incidentally, dried horse muck makes a good fuel for open fires as well as fertiliser for the roses.

 

[Clive_Rigden]

Hence, "throw another log on the fire, darling".