Did you know ...

[paulineb]

1. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
2. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
3. Rats and horses can't vomit.
4. If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, they can pop out.
5. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
6. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
7. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
8. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
9. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Pxx

 

[DepSol]

yep

only cos I'd seen this before

 

[billskip]

That the only thing you should ever put in your ear...your elbo

Bill
www.aegeansailing.co.uk

 

[paulineb]

Postman Pat\'s Last Daye: Did you know ...

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £500.

At the second house they presented him with fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box.

The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage,blueberry waffles, and freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a Five Pound Note
sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words,"he said, "but what's the fiver for?"

"Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.

He said, "[censored] him.. Give him a fiver."

Pxx

 

[syd]

I just licked my elbow! wink wink

 

[mtb]

Re: Postman Pat\'s Last Daye: Did you know ...

Your best one yet pb did he take the fiver ?
Mick

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler / tug v/cheep or swap for tug

 

[Falcon71]

It's that time of night, and yes I di d try. when this thread has doone its stuff, you should b e able to work out the % of those who did and those who didnt and add to that wonderful scientific basis on which apparently all our lives depend.

 

[lanason]

Yep I tried it to.
This is a test I had at college - try it yourself - its a race - get you watch out and time yourself- Before you start go and get a piece of paper and a pen.
The record is 3 minutes 20 seconds






Ready












right GO

1 - Write your name in the top left hand corner



2 - Read every thing before you do anything



3 - count out load from 20 to 0 backwards



4 - shout out your name



5 - clap your hands 10 times



6 - write down the alphabet from A to Z



7 - Shout out "I love my Boat"



8 - multiply 84 * 65



9 - write down your birthdate



10 - If you think your going to beat the record shout out "I'm in
the lead"



11 - if you think you will beat the record shout out "I'm gunna beat the record"



12 - only do items 1 and 2 ignore the rest



13 - dont you feel stupid -




this worked really well in a room of 30 students - some real plonkers.




Adrian )

 

[Mr Cassandra]

Re: Postman Pat\'s Last Daye: Did you know ...

When cruising in Greece . me and my mate bought a lot of tined food cheap,
when we opened one for dinner it smelt like cat food , I said i`me not eating that . She said , well i going to try it and she did , every mornig for two weeks she would eat the bloody stuff, anyway one morning when i got out of bed there she was on the floor, I called the local Doctor and said it must be food poisoning
No he said it`s a broken neck . She did it when licking her Arse
cheers bob t

Bob T<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by rtboss1 on Sat Mar 2 09:47:55 2002 (server time).</FONT></P>