Deodorant

Don't be daft man, I smell like a puppy dog, what better smell could you dream of!

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Lifebuoy soap. What else?

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The Romans used urine. Apparently very high in pheromones and drives the opposite sex crazy. Can't say it works on SWMBO!

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yes, but i'm sure your supposed to apply it from a previously filled container, not straight from the source as it were. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

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In that case a light covering of Guiness & madras curry marinated together for a couple of days should do the trick

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Hmm saw it posted here recently as a 'Glasgow Shower'
Suggets that to some Weegies I know and it would result in hospitalistion via a Glesca Kiss

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I find that diesel and engine oil, left in the bilges for a few months then applied liberally, will obliterate any other smell. For added "boaty" aroma add a whiff of matured mildew.

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