Demanding my rights

[byron]

having had a week of freedom and now that Eileen is back I have decided to be more assertive with her.
(i) I am demanding a clean Pinny once a week
(ii) I want my choice of patterns on the tea towels I use

C'mon dudes join me stand up for yourself.

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[NorthernWave]

yeah!!!!!

Let me buy that stainless oven, hob and dust bin.

Let me sit all night rubbing her feet and stroking her hair!!!! (after washing her car and making her dinner)

Chris ( the big butch bloke )



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[Dave_Snelson]

You might want to try cracking a few sexist jokes - told from a safe distance!!

Q. Why don't wimmin wear wrist watches?
A. 'Cos there's a perfectly good clock on the cooker!

Q. Why didn't NASA ever send wimmin to the moon?
A. 'Cos it never needs cleaning!

Light fuse - retire to safe distance....

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[pheran]

Seeing its getting near Christmas, do these include conjugals? If so, ask her to be gentle with you./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

 

[oldgit]

Re: Demanding your rights

Guess your on your own.Which is your local hospital and what ward do you want the flowers/get well cards sent too. ?

And here is the weekend weather..

 

[pheran]

Re: Demanding your rights

Sorry, you'll have to spell that out for me. But thats probably my fault........

 

[oldgit]

Re: Demanding your rights

if Byron starts demanding his rights Mrs Byron will thump him which means he will end up in Hospital;] and we shall then have to send him flowers/chocolates etc.

And here is the weekend weather..

 

[coliholic]

So leeme get this right Byron.

You want us lot to go up against the Obergruppenfuhrer and argue with her for your rights. Is that it?

C'mon Byron, do you really think we've all got a death wish? I've heard about your wife and how she can burn toast at 40 paces just by breathing on it.

No way am I tangling with her. Rather go and find Osama.BinLiner

 

[pheran]

Re: Demanding your rights

Gotcha. Mrs Pheran is exactly the same so I thought your message was directed at me. FYI - I asked once in 1978 - with a bit of luck the're goin to take the plaster off next week

 

[ChrisP]

I seem to remember somethng about a new dshwasher being fitted. I've never actually seen it but I believe it's in the kitchen. By the way where is the kitchen and what is a tea towel.??

;o))

What do you mean the sea gull in front's walking !!!

 

[Guest]

I've told my wife that I'm going to start putting my foot down....if its alright with her.

Robbie W