Sounds like it should be the subject of a Cockney cautionary verse:
That Action man – ‘e didn’t oughter
Land ‘isself in open water.
Spotted orf of ‘Astings Pier
‘E woulda gorn to sea, I fear
But fer a sharp-eyed passer-by
‘Oo saw ‘im droppin from the sky,
An’ called the Coastguard toute de suite
Ter get up on their plates of meat.
The Coasties called the boys in yeller
To go an’ fetch the little feller
They bought ‘im back in A1 nick
To ‘Astings coastguard, double quick.
Thus provin’ for the ‘undredth time
That if yer driftin’ in the the brine,
The RNLI’s what yer need
To get yer ‘ome at tip top speed.
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