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Corinthian Yacht Clubs to be Renamed - Press Release
Following failed attempts in Scuttlebutt and elsewhere to ascertain why Corinthian means "sporting amateur" Corinthian yacht clubs have concluded that they have no alternative but to rename their clubs after a suitable place or person closer to home.
Corinth was known as the Aya Nappa of the ancient world, causing St Paul to have to write to them twice. It is also of course known for its famous canal which took the Greeks 2,500 years to build (begun in c. 600BC it was finally finished in 1893).
In order to avoid members having to remove the letter C from their transoms, the Renaming Committees have invited nominations for suitable places in the UK also beginning with the letter C. As the voting stands, Clacton and Cleethorpes are tied in joint fourth place, with Craster in third, Cadgwith in second and Caister currently has a narrow lead. The Welsh vote is believed to be split between Cardiff, Carmarthen, Cardigan, Caernavon, Conway and Colwyn Bay while the nominations of Scottish and Northern Irish members have yet to be received. The committees declined to consider Chigwell or Camberwick Green and will entertain serious suggestions only.
An alternative proposal is to rename the clubs after a prominent UK sailor who best espouses the virtues of the spirit formerly known as Corinthianism. Ellen was an early favourite but she is better known for her association with high water as well as Troy. 'Knox Johnstonianism' was felt to be a bit of a mouthful but Blyth Spirit found early support as did 'Gossianism'. After the preference for a name beginning with C was announced, Chichester took an early lead but could be confused with the eponymous south coast harbour, as could Chay with the Latin American revolutionary. As of today, Caffarian Spirit is thought to be the most likely replacement, assuming Dee Caffari succeeds in her attempt to become the first woman to circumnavigate the globe solo against prevailing winds and currents.
Don't forget that you only have 1 week left from today to register your preference - unless of course you can provide a definitive explanation of why Corinthianism has the meaning of sporting amateur and should not be replaced with either Caffarianism or Caisterian Spirit. A final decision will be announced by the end of April.
Notes for Editors
The mayor of Corinth, Costas Domestos, said if the name was dropped he would be really p*ss*d [ -- presumably on another type of Greek spirit flavoured with aniseed -- Ed.] Head of Marketing at the Greek Tourist Board, Nana Maskara, said that sponsoring English playwright Bill Shakespeare to go to drama school had been their most cost-effective spend since they gave Roman poet Horace a grant for his distance learning course.
Following failed attempts in Scuttlebutt and elsewhere to ascertain why Corinthian means "sporting amateur" Corinthian yacht clubs have concluded that they have no alternative but to rename their clubs after a suitable place or person closer to home.
Corinth was known as the Aya Nappa of the ancient world, causing St Paul to have to write to them twice. It is also of course known for its famous canal which took the Greeks 2,500 years to build (begun in c. 600BC it was finally finished in 1893).
In order to avoid members having to remove the letter C from their transoms, the Renaming Committees have invited nominations for suitable places in the UK also beginning with the letter C. As the voting stands, Clacton and Cleethorpes are tied in joint fourth place, with Craster in third, Cadgwith in second and Caister currently has a narrow lead. The Welsh vote is believed to be split between Cardiff, Carmarthen, Cardigan, Caernavon, Conway and Colwyn Bay while the nominations of Scottish and Northern Irish members have yet to be received. The committees declined to consider Chigwell or Camberwick Green and will entertain serious suggestions only.
An alternative proposal is to rename the clubs after a prominent UK sailor who best espouses the virtues of the spirit formerly known as Corinthianism. Ellen was an early favourite but she is better known for her association with high water as well as Troy. 'Knox Johnstonianism' was felt to be a bit of a mouthful but Blyth Spirit found early support as did 'Gossianism'. After the preference for a name beginning with C was announced, Chichester took an early lead but could be confused with the eponymous south coast harbour, as could Chay with the Latin American revolutionary. As of today, Caffarian Spirit is thought to be the most likely replacement, assuming Dee Caffari succeeds in her attempt to become the first woman to circumnavigate the globe solo against prevailing winds and currents.
Don't forget that you only have 1 week left from today to register your preference - unless of course you can provide a definitive explanation of why Corinthianism has the meaning of sporting amateur and should not be replaced with either Caffarianism or Caisterian Spirit. A final decision will be announced by the end of April.
Notes for Editors
The mayor of Corinth, Costas Domestos, said if the name was dropped he would be really p*ss*d [ -- presumably on another type of Greek spirit flavoured with aniseed -- Ed.] Head of Marketing at the Greek Tourist Board, Nana Maskara, said that sponsoring English playwright Bill Shakespeare to go to drama school had been their most cost-effective spend since they gave Roman poet Horace a grant for his distance learning course.