Compromised Cooking

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Had an interesting conversation today with a client, he is a keen caravanner and knows i have a reasonable sized boat, he asked why we boaters lived on junk such as Pot Noodles, boil in the bag meals, and take away or restaurant food. I asked where he had this idea from, he claimed he knew someone with a boat and all he had to cook on were two gas burners, so i asked him if he thought this was inadequate as most people can turn out a reasonable meal from two burners.

He went on to brag about his caravan having a four burner hob, oven, grill, and he had a portable microwave which he could use if he paid extra for an electrical connection; at this point i laughed and asked if that was it.

As his smug look disappeared he asked what i had on the boat, i explained i also had a four burner diesel cooker, diesel oven, twin diesel grills as they were integral with the burners, and a number of other things. I told him we had a large 240V generator as standard, so an inbuilt microwave, electric kettle X3, two toasters, toastie machine, and everything you would find in a normal kitchen, and of course the coffee maker which is the most important tool.
Being somewhat dumbstruck, he asked what happened when the generator was not working, i explained i had two 2000A/H battery banks with invertors, and a 240V generator on the engines, so we would not be stuck. I also told him we had shorepower which is similar to his electrical hook up.

It did dispel his distorted notion that boating means compromised meals.
 
I think I would have stayed with your original argument, but then again in his case a little one up man ship was clearly in order too.

I don't have any of these items at all but use a Cobb and one of those picnic single burner things as the situation suggests - but if you fancy a 'masterchef' style event sometime I'm game!
 
Cooker? Oven? No, I'm not getting it yet.

Oh, do you mean the thing that gets hot and people make things for me to eat on? Yes, I'm sure we've got one of those. :D
 
We had a single holagen hob, microwave, eleci kettle and sometimes a small fan oven from Lidl on our Chap and we manges the full monty Christmas dinner for two over many Christmas's, on shore power of course but you cant drink and boat can you.
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Swmbo and I use Rafiki for fun. Cooking large meals is not included in the itinerary, so if we cannot get a decent meal ashore, the microwave does its bit.

Why would you want a floating kitchen?
 
Swmbo and I use Rafiki for fun. Cooking large meals is not included in the itinerary, so if we cannot get a decent meal ashore, the microwave does its bit.

Why would you want a floating kitchen?

I don't have a floating kitchen but -

Cooking meals is fun for me
&
Eating meals is fun for others
&
Not all anchorages have restaurants

So my portable kitchen comes in useful sometimes :)
 
We only have 2 burner & grill (no shore power in the middle of a river) but it's easy enough to produce good simple cooking with that. Roasts, stews, grills, fry-ups are all easy to do. We also have a pressure cooker which will produce a meal in a single pan easily & safely on passage.

And we have been producing similar meals in caravans, tents & motorhomes for years as well. Lack of an oven can be a bit restricting, but it ain't much trouble to cope without roasts for a week or two in the summer. We never buy or eat pre-prepared noodles, but do use the real thing in soups & with stir-fry.
 
Had an interesting conversation today with a client, he is a keen caravanner and knows i have a reasonable sized boat, he asked why we boaters lived on junk such as Pot Noodles, boil in the bag meals, and take away or restaurant food. I asked where he had this idea from, he claimed he knew someone with a boat and all he had to cook on were two gas burners, so i asked him if he thought this was inadequate as most people can turn out a reasonable meal from two burners.

He went on to brag about his caravan having a four burner hob, oven, grill, and he had a portable microwave which he could use if he paid extra for an electrical connection; at this point i laughed and asked if that was it.

As his smug look disappeared he asked what i had on the boat, i explained i also had a four burner diesel cooker, diesel oven, twin diesel grills as they were integral with the burners, and a number of other things. I told him we had a large 240V generator as standard, so an inbuilt microwave, electric kettle X3, two toasters, toastie machine, and everything you would find in a normal kitchen, and of course the coffee maker which is the most important tool.
Being somewhat dumbstruck, he asked what happened when the generator was not working, i explained i had two 2000A/H battery banks with invertors, and a 240V generator on the engines, so we would not be stuck. I also told him we had shorepower which is similar to his electrical hook up.

It did dispel his distorted notion that boating means compromised meals.

Wow; I get by with just SWMBO ;)
 
We have two burners and a grill and can rustle up decent meals aboard. No slumming it here and certainly no pot noodles, ready meals or other unmentionable food stuffs.

Stews, curries, sunday lunch, chilli, mega breakfasts etc are a speciality. All you need is the right cooking equipment. Our square griddle pan (Tefal) is the essential item. We cook pretty much everything in it.

No compromise on NC.
 
Electric 4 ring hob, oven, grill/top oven, 4 slot toaster, microwave/grill, kettle, fridge, 2 freezers, electric mixer, etc.

Plus stewardess to operate them :)

W.
 
It just shows what you can do, many meals can be cooked in the good old pressure cooker, and a wok or good frying pan.

Once tried a Pot Noodle, one mouthfull and it went straight over the side.

Why not such a large battery bank x2, if you get the cells free and gratis only 20% of the way through their warranted service life, who would turn them down.
 
Once tried a Pot Noodle, one mouthfull and it went straight over the side.

Careful, you'll be re-opening an old can of worms wtih that one ;)

We have 2 gas rings and get by very nicely when away from shore power. But of course, when SWMBO is not there the ready meals come into there own. Unless Liittle Ship or Providence are open to boarders of course :)
 
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