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not to retrieve a boat, with a trailer made of red oxide,

Late this afternoon, 'er indoors and I went to wave off my sister who's off to the Caribbean aboard the Oceana, which was the latter of the two cruise ships leaving Southampton tonight, Queen Liz being the other,timed for 1630 departure both ships were adrift of this time, Liz didn't get to us until well past 6pm and Oceana was still in the dock area at 1845.

It was a beautiful but cold late afternoon and as the sun dropped so did the temperature, the ships being late started to piss me off a tad, as I hate being cold, however as luck would have it there was entertainment provided for the waiting crowd in the form of a hapless boater.

But let me first set the scene, the time of day you already know, the tide state is all but ebbed away,1st high water was 1259 we are leaving springs, today was 4.5 mtrs, southampton water is going into the solent at a fair lick not crazy speeds but very unforgiving,there is no wind,

our intrepid boater's boat was on the single to the right of a 24mtr wide, well maintained concrete slip,first job is to reverse 4x4 and trailer to boat,and to add a bit of interest we'll reverse trailer and truck over shingle to boat rather than bring boat to slipway ramp,then start to winch boat onto trailer without entering trailer into water, this was obviously done to prove that the winch would be strong enough to pull the whole deadweight of boat and contents up the entire length of the trailer pic 1,

Then the winch post breaks off of main chassis and lands in shingle just in front of boat pic 2,
lets just forget that idea and get the 2010 registered Mitsibushi L200 out of the shingle the tide'll be turning soon, that's not steam in the photo it's the smoke from the clutch, you could still smell it 45 mins later pic 3,his mate turns up to help recover the boat with a tug that usually pushes oil tankers about at the refinery jetty pic 4&5,
throws line onto tug, tug starts towing but the boat is still attatched to the trailer with the bow line, nearly takes trailer with boat into ogin, at this stage, I am ashamed to say, I nearly wet me self laughing, but he shouted in time to stop the tow and released the trailer from boat pic 6, then the tow is secured to the tug with a larger warp pic 7, but it slips off pic 8, and the boat drifts away under the jetty pic 9,

it was at this point your truly thought it was time to stop laughing and give a hand, so ran down the jetty at great personal risk descended weed laden steps to retrieve cast away boat, grabbed handrail and waited for tug crew member to board vessel and make good their escape before any more mishaps occurred pics 10 11 12 13, they sailed away into the sunset pic 14 15

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And this boys and girls is why it is wise to have boat insurance when there are people like this let loose on the water.:D
 
oh dear, I can see the licensing for all posts popping up now, but what level of training is going to allow for this?

They obviously didn't have a clue, and desperately needed someone to help them out with some good basic advice
 
oh dear, I can see the licensing for all posts popping up now, but what level of training is going to allow for this?

They obviously didn't have a clue, and desperately needed someone to help them out with some good basic advice

The problem, I've found is that some people just don't want advice, until it's too fecking late,then they complain that "you could have said or told me" these four all thought they knew how to, but the photos tell it differently.

As to licensing,what's the point you're still going to get people who have no understanding of common dog f***
 
oh I totally agree, I can just see the posts coming about compulsory licensing etc. You can't teach common sense. However, they obviously didn't know about using slips, putting trailer in the water etc Some basic training, or reading here, or something, would have given them half a clue
 
I guess the experience for the owner will be a valuable lesson in how not to do it ever again.

Not sure about the tug though, couldn't the boat be manhandled or driven up the trailer (on the ramp/slip) as the tide rose, and secured with lines, even without a winch post? It's hardly a big boat.

BTW E, thanks for posting.
 
I guess the experience for the owner will be a valuable lesson in how not to do it ever again.

Not sure about the tug though, couldn't the boat be manhandled or driven up the trailer (on the ramp/slip) as the tide rose, and secured with lines, even without a winch post? It's hardly a big boat.

BTW E, thanks for posting.

Your right of course, but I come down here nearly everyday, and you see this type of thing every week at least once, and you can't show everyone how it should be done, on top of which this episode this evening was all done under the eye of the RNLI station, but nobody came out of their warm building to offer advice,probably too busy selling RNLI goodies to the public, viewing Queen Elizabeth leave port.
 
No names no pack drill, :D:D
As I've said before, used to know a Lady who was highly unconfident about boating. She used to drive the boat onto a trailer at the slip at Mercury on the Hamble while her husband took car of the car side. Incredible boat skills, or complete lack of knowledge of tide and wind and just whammed it in! :D Having seen her do it over and over again, I'd say incredible boat skills, but she still wouldn't take the boat out in some easy conditions, as she didn't think she was capable. Most people would love to have her skill and confidence..she used to power the thing on and end up 1mm away from the post even in low tide or extreme tide flow and strong cross wind conditions
 
you only need a few more axles, and you'd have something approaching a Saturn launcher! :)

Mines only a baby, you couldn't have missed that boat "playstation" shes 44' long on a tri axle bunked trailer, I've never seen her launched though, got to be worse than me, When I launch on the side slip I think it's going down like a bloody life boat, holding back a six tonne load with a 2 tonne pajero isn't funny, and I have an idea that, that 44 footer weighs more than me.;)
 
Seeing as we are wandering a little :rolleyes: I'll add a bit more :D

At a coastal resort town (Bateman's Bay NSW), which is the closest beach to the nation's capital Canberra, the local Coast Guard/Patrol have their station above a well set-up, multi launch ramp.
During the busiest periods the Coast Guard would deploy a guy in a wet-suit to assist the multitude of cashed up public servants in their brand new shiny toys, come to terms with the launch and retrieve process.

Seeing the guy in chest deep water, trying to steady the tranverse movements of the trailer boats was quite frightening to say the least.
They thought it was necessary to keep things moving quickly and lessen the incidence of ramp rage, but being around the propeller end of boats, operated by a bunch of newbie's wouldn't be my idea of a good day out!
 
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