Comfort and The Cruising Yacht.

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Virgin Sailors

ah non

i find judicious placing of a towel and large amounts of guinness aleviates the symptoms.

i have a bottom like an elephants scrotum
large tough and hard to grab hold of.

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: Virgin Sailors

>i have a bottom like an elephants scrotum<

Wrinkled, dirty and with fleas, surely?

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Virgin Sailors

only when i have not been sailing

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[Birdseye]

The best comfort addition that you could make to the average cruising boat is the addtion of a second hull, alongside the first, with a nice cabin on the bridgedeck in between.

Until you do that you're trying to make a silk purse out of a sows ear

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[jac]

Re: easy

I'm a little worried here. A woman is seen as a comfort and an essential feature by sailbad.

Anything you want to admit to here in private???

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[Close hauled]

Before this thread got 'too silly' the list of a requirements for a comfortable yacht read just like the specification for a cruising cat! So I would add:

1. The ability to live your life on the level, not at 20 degrees.

2. Shallow draught so you can tuck in out of the way of the other yachties and enjoy a shorter row back from the pub.

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: easy

if you met my woman you would understand

in fact if you met me you would understand why i need a woman around

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