Come on, own up, who's nicked it!

[longjohnsilver]

Come on, own up, who\'s nicked it!

Has totally disappeared, used to rise in the east and set in the west, not been seen for what seems like weeks, please report any sightings and send or post a photo as proof.

Reward offered for immediate return.

 

[wakeup]

In Wales...

its just a rumour that it was there in the first place, last seen down here in the 17th Century

I just can't be arsed...

 

[jimmie]

Its me, I\'ve got it.

Come and get it, big boy!

Jems

 

[byron]

Re: Come on, own up, who\'s nicked it!

OK John, if I bend over so you can see it shining out of my rectum will you promise not to take advantage of me?

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[longjohnsilver]

Re: Come on, own up, who\'s nicked it!

Byron, you've just beaten me too it, that's where I suspect Jimmie has it/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[DepSol]

Re: Come on, own up, who\'s nicked it!

last seen around Matts arse ;-)

So I am told.

Dom

I am boating again ;-)

 

[EME]

He/She/It

.. has a mind like a sewer, disgusting thoughts...

surely after the operation...errgh..thins are different??

<font color=blue>I am WHAT I say I am</font color=blue>

 

[Chris_Robb]

Re: SHeIT

They have really got to be the best value postings on the board at the moment!

 

[jimmie]

We !

Funny you say that.I did join the sewing circle for a time. Great fun as it really was just an excuse to down lots of Tia Maria and Martini. However we did embroider the genoa with a nice tasteful symbol of the sewing club , a washing peg clenched in the jaws of scissors. I am glad that there are a few other transexuals, in particular Chris who is going to finally have the operation, on the forum who have given me much support. Perhaps they would like to join the winter sewing circle as well.

On the romantic front I've met a really nice man with a donkey. He's going to let me borrow it for Christmas whem I play Mary in the local methodist church nativity play. Are'nt the welsh nice,, but why do they all talk like Pakistani's?

Must rush, I'm off to the samaritans where I'm training to be a counsellor.

 

[EME]

Re: We !

Oh Gawd....it's even replying to me now.

Given you all seem to be actively supporting 'Jemima' have you ever thought who you would LEAST enjoy behind you in a dark Portsmouth back street ??

1) Steve 101
2) Frank Tyson or
3) Jimmie

Just think aboutit before you all join in larfing with he/she/it


<font color=blue>I am WHAT I say I am</font color=blue>

 

[paulineb]

Re: Its me, I\'ve got it.

are you keeping it where the sun doesn't shine ?

Pxx

 

[rich]

Re: Its me, I\'ve got it.

we have it, it's been up there all day,/forums/images/icons/cool.gif

rich )

 

[DepSol]

Re: Its me, I\'ve got it.

Thats what the Crappos always say!!!!

Dom

I am boating again ;-)

 

[syd]

Re: Come on, own up, who\'s nicked it!

Thats not the sun. Thats a FULL MOON.

 

[JEG]

Re: We !

1 Does Steve 101 exist?
2 If Frank Tyson were still alive should he be helping Nasser [forget canal]?
3 Wot's a nice buoy like jim doin on forum like this?

 

[jimmie]

Re: We !

Thank you. However I used to be a nice boy but I'm a woman now. I like the people here they're very talkative.

Steve101 exists, she is a higher life form which had 100 failures before achieving perfection.

Tyson is a bastard.

Jems

 

[DepSol]

Re: We !

Does that mean you have a MANGINA ????

Dom

I am boating again ;-)

 

[jimmie]

Us ?

Not really, a Mangina is a man who is scared of his other half and thus appears to be a bit of a woman to his more macho mates. I on the other hand made the choice myself and am now a real woman, all I want now is a real man and my life will be complete. Whats the legal situation in the Channel Islands, Dom, could we get married if we wanted to?

Jems

PS I've recovered from the Soltron and my piles really have disappeared.

 

[DepSol]

Re: Us ?

Errrrr NO.

Dom

I am boating again ;-)

 

[Forbsie]

Re: Us ?

Oh, come on Dom!

It could be the first Forum Wedding. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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