Claymore's ColRegs Caption Competition

[Deleted member 478]

Claymore\'s ColRegs Caption Competition

This is courtesy of Claymore....

 

[fireball]

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Caution - Narrow straights ....

Caution - Cats to reduce their beam

Caution - Empty wine bottles with no bottom.

 

[jhr]

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Caution: Starting handles ahead........

 

[copterdoctor]

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Beaching legs required.

Stilts required for walking ashore

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

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Caution - John Wayne impersonators ahead

 

[jhr]

John Wayne Impersonators

The Hell they are...............

 

[Lakesailor]

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Caution: Punctured Condoms

Windward and Leeward Are Both Stand-On. No! Sorry

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

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Beware of broken glass, and weeping scotsmen

 

[claymore]

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With further glittering prizes if anyone can spot where this navigational masterpiece is - The Pope may not enter unless he doesn't know the answer - which he almost certainly will.

 

[Sans Bateau]

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The other part of the sign is under water. It says narrow road liable to flooding.

 

[dansar]

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Arisaig?

 

[Goodge]

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Caution Port bottles ahead

 

[AngusMcDoon]

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Meaning of the sign..

'The pole holding up this sign is wider below the waterline where you cannot see it. Do not navigate too closely'.

 

[bob_tyler]

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Tether your horse here, bandy.

 

[claymore]

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Not bad Goodgy - one of the better ones

 

[claymore]

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Indeed
Bonus for state of tide?

 

[Forbsie]

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[ QUOTE ]
Caution Port bottles ahead

[/ QUOTE ]...

...Please pass to the left!

 

[WAFOO]

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i'm going for high neap /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[Davy_S]

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I will have a wild stab at the road from Claymore Towers to Glasson dock?

 

[powerskipper]

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warning, mermaids

this sign is on the tidal walkway from the pub to the marina, and has had more sightings of mermaids than any other area.