Claymore has a dry bottom

[claymore]

She has slid gracefully out of the Loch and climbed into her cradle for the winter.


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Claymore
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[Ohdrat]

WOW and I take it she's escaped the fibre glass guzzling Nessie Monster.. (yes there are underground tunnels between Loch Ness and Loch Linnhe/forums/images/icons/wink.gif)

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[MrG]

Does she have an electic blanket and a thick fluffy duvet?

Mark

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[ParaHandy]

A doctor writes ...

.. all you need are baby wipes. cures dry bottom a treat ...........

i hae a tape o' ma boat crossing ra channel, jist tae remind me, ken, during ra dark winter months o' sich a braw occashion ... wid ye wanna a copy? ra sound track's goat some git snoring his heid aff but youse can aye turn the sound doon ...

ah hope thush helps ......

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[StugeronSteve]

Re: A doctor writes ...

"Baby wipes" Yer big Caledonian girl's blouses. You want to get a pressure washer and sand paper on her!

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[ParaHandy]

Re: A doctor writes ...

the poor man needs sympathy in his hoor o' need nae knocking seven bells o' hell oot aw his boatie .. wi the weather up there, she'll get pressure washed every ither day ....

we could always ask solicitously how the season went with his new elelctric anchor and the ebespacher heater. he'll no doubt be very satisfied and pleased that we asked. especially the heater which blew soot into the cabin leaving everybody looking like a coalminer after a hard days work ......

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[longjohnsilver]

Hopefully nicely covered with Johnsons talcum powder.

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[StugeronSteve]

Re: A doctor writes ...

Sorry for my callous and unthinking post. If there are any baby wipes left they will do a grand job with the soot. Perhaps you could market the peaceful snoozing / wind and sea noise tape as one of those relaxation jobbies and make a few bob out of the idle git!

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[Aja]

That was quick. There she was, sitting at her mooring, outline perfectly picked out on the mirror surface that was Loch Melfort on saturday afternoon.

I know, 'cos I was there!

Donald

ps Rebel's getting her arse wiped tomorrow.

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[jimi]

Och Claysie ye've made may een cree, whit iz ye gang tae dae fur ra next six month patch yer collie doll, grow winter cabbage, kale, turnips or jist plain vegetate?

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[Ohdrat]

Re: electric anchor

So how does an electric anchor work? Is it a way of stunning the fish fer yer fish suppers? How do you earth an electric anchor? How do prevent the entire boat from being fried? Does the anchor chain rust quicker? Do electric anchors glow in the dark?

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[whisper]

Pahhhh !! Fairweather sailor eh ? I thought from your previous epic posts that you would out there battling against all that Corryvreckan and the Sound of Jura could throw at you whatever the season.

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[BrendanS]

Sad but true. These raggies and their tales of epic adventures, dreamt up from the comfort of a warm dry study, with a few glasses of malt, idling away the winter months......

how fast can you run Whisper?



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[whisper]

Why ? I don't see Claysie Baby as an athelete after this wimpy post.

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