Christmas is a'coming

[byron]

Christmas is a\'coming

<font color=blue>As a kid I used to love Christmas. One nice lady used to let me look through her window and watch her family eat Xmas Dinner, some of the nicer kids would tell me all about the presents they had received, indeed one time I thought I was getting a present myself but my parents were only having a joke with me, what fun, how we all laughed when I opened the parcel and there was nothing inside. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[ccscott49]

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Byron you poor thing! I thought they didn't celebrate Christmas in the workhouse!

 

[ccscott49]

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Byron you poor thing! I thought they didn't celebrate Christmas in the workhouse! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[zefender]

Re: Oh yes they did!! NM

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[jimi]

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Ach weel when I was a lad, Chrstmas was one of them funny English bank holidays .. and as for boxing day .. total mystification. My first Xmas pressie was a pair of wellies from my Grandma ...

Jim

 

[Geoffs]

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I know, Byron, one day you got a really big parcel, opened it and inside was a Princess 435. Now you want to sell it!

Old Chinese proverb 'Man who sail boat into rice field, soon get into paddy'

 

[boatone]

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I'd like to see that on a Boat For Sale advertisement..............
Unwanted Gift !!!!!!


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[byron]

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<font color=blue>Nope! I found the 435, it was just laying on the river bank where someone had tied it up and left it. Same as my car and my wife's. They had just been left by someone in the gutter, all I had to do was hotwire them as the people who had abandoned them hadn't left the keys.

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[ccscott49]

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Typical Greek! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif "After shaking hands with a Greek, count yer' fingers"

 

[byron]

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Right! Thats it! Now youse dunnit! I'm gonna report you to the Race Relations peeps, I will probably get my own Leisure Centre built on the strength of my complaint plus a handout from the Lottery Board and a few squids from the Government. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[ccscott49]

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I'm glad I'm in Norway!! might get my arse arrested. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

 

[petem]

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It's looming so close that I've already started looking out for festive GIF's.

 

[syd]

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Aaah Christmas.
As a young boy some ten years or so ago, Christmas was my most favourite time of the year. The snow was deep and crisp in Cornwall. I remember it used to cover the piece of sacking I was allowed to live under next to the open sess pit with a beautiful fresh clean white blanket, making the jagged rocks of my bed look all nice and comfy. One year, my best Christmas ever, the man in the big house told me to stop breaking the granite rocks for the dry stone walls with my knuckles for five minutes and let me carry some really heavy logs for his fire INTO the parlour. What made it even better was, when he kicked me out again it did'nt hurt when I landed on the pathway because of the soft snow. I still smile at the thought. I still have the sacking, just to remind me of the good old days. Its what keeps me sane.
Things are a lot worse now, ever since one night, a night as black as a baliff's heart it was, when I met.....

 

[oldgit]

Ba Humbug I am off outta here.

Bluddy christmas ort to be laws agin it.Flaming wife has got the idea that all n sundry of er relatives or peeps she might have met once only ever deserve some of me cash squandered on em.
Thats why i always b****r orf somewhere hot or anywhere ,just to get away from all that nauseating old Xmas B*******ks.James bond or *hitty *hiity Bang Bang again anyone.

Just hold tight dear it will not be so rough when we get round the corner,trust me.

 

[byron]

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<font color=red>when you met ... ?</font color=red> Who? the village idiot that bought your alcohol and macdonald stained boat ?

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[syd]

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meeeoooowww!

 

[ccscott49]

Re: Ba Humbug I am off outta here.

I like james bond movies! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[oldgit]

Re: Ba Humbug I am off outta here.

if want I will recite every single on e backwards while and this is the difficult bit drinking a glass of W***r

Just hold tight dear it will not be so rough when we get round the corner,trust me.