But you can say hello to the frenchies in the marina office who took the mick out of me last time i turned up with passport, insurance and so on "Look at this nuttter!- he's brought lots of documents to an office in france - at 12.30 just before lunch! haha!" so i went back at 4pm.
Good idea! Then they won't bother with giving you the menu. It will be perfectly ok if you nip in to the restaurant, scoff a whole load of bread, and then decide not to stay after all.
"Ji suis Ecosse"? - really depends whether the Scots rugby team kicked holes out of the French last time out - check the result and then proceed at your own discretion. I'm in Spain this weekend (working for once), but have a good crossing.
I had a dream last night .. that Scotland stuffed England in ze Calcutta Cup .. now if the reality were to happen whilst watching in a Frech café that could be awesome .. oh by the way I missed a conversion when I attempted a new way of kicking the rugby ball ..
Never bothered going to the office last time except for a shower. A nice young lady in a dory pointed us to any vacant visitor berth, took a small amount of cash and then we went ashore for dinner. End of formalities.