caption please.

[powerskipper]

 

[Seastoke]

Police prevent man hanging power skipper

 

[Jurgen]

You're gonna need a bigger bridge!

 

[STEVEDUNSTABLE]

"Police start search for stolen anchor" !!!!!!...................
"High security being put in place for the arrival of SEARUSH and KAWASAKI".....

 

[Seastoke]

Police search for the lass oo the man threw in the thames

 

[volvopaul]

"Were gunna need a bigger pontoon than this lads before we can go to the Jolly salor"

 

[epervier]

Hampshire Constabulary intercept pikeys trying to steal railway lines from bridge.

Yeah I know it's the wrong bridge, but the pikeys don't know that

 

[sarabande]

Honestly, Officer, there was a tug there just a few minutes ago. Someone must of nicked it. Bleeding raggies again, if you arsk me.

 

[Dipper]

Accomplice hypnotises police with the swinging rope trick whilst six prisoners abscond from the police RIB.

 

[jhr]

"The Groundhogs join the 'Get a Rock Band to sponsor your commercial vessel' movement"

(Obscure 70s Prog-rock reference ahoy!)

 

[sprocker]

Any chance of a tow mate?

 

[CharlieAlpha]

I don't care how big you are, you're not coming up river.

 

[powerskipper]

Great Captions Thanks.

 

[rbcoomer]

The smugglers experimental cloaking device was working perfectly and it was only after attracting the attention of 'Old Bill' that it dawned on the crew that they'd forgotten to apply the stealth coating to the rope...