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[Lakesailor]

 

[jhr]

I'm not going to be the one to say it.... I'm not........

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Forking Keels..... and no i'm not going to be the one to say it either...

 

[Twister_Ken]

What speed was that travel hoist doing when the keel hit that prop?

 

[stafs]

Anyone got any No Nails

 

[Fr J Hackett]

OK I will say it.

Whats the point it will only fall off again

 

[AIDY]

Okay I will... Bav owners comparing notes.

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Okay I will... Bav owners comparing notes.

Only jealousy from the 'proper boat' brigade, as Bav owners still have lots of notes left to compare, rather than having spent them on what are obviously gold impregnated fibreglass hulls.

 

[seamaster30]

I told you we would need more than one spot of superglue.

 

[sea]

ere Dave pass us the sikoflex and the duct tape!

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

sign along.....

"keel meet again, don't know where, don't know whennnnnnnnn, but I know we'll meet again some flat calm day"

 

[Salty John]

"Well it was there a minute ago!"

 

[Wunja]

SHARK!!!!

 

[monkfish24]

"bing bong, would the owner of a grey Bavaria please report to lost property. Thank you"

 

[[32511]]

I've heard of keelhauling, but with a forklift?

 

[oldharry]

Scoop splits with Bob the builder to start his own show.

 

[status]

"So this is the shoal draft version?"

Owner concernd how to get lifting keel mechanism in boat

 

[lw395]

Found that bit, now where's the rudder?

 

[shmoo]

gold impregnated fibreglass hulls

Good HF earthing though

 

[Blueboatman]

If it ain't broke..

So this owner bloke he seys, '' Make sure you look at the top of the keel as well, 'cos I've heard some terrible rumours on Scutteybutt''

Trouble is, now he wants me to put it all back together somehow:

''Ere, Alf whotcha done wiv them big wingnuts ? ''