Caption Competition

[jimi]

Yep .. its completely empty .. see I can blow right through!

 

[jhr]

"Business was a bit slow at the backstay-dancing club".

 

[graham]

I would be more interested in what Tome said 10 seconds later after the dark haired girl sat on the gps aerial....

 

[gerryl]

Gottle o gear... gottle o gear..... Lord Charles goes sailing...

 

[BrendanS]

Tome is delighted that his affectionate great, great, great, great, great grand daughters have come to visit him

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

"despite looking very carefully, they still couldn't decide if it was a wig....."

 

[Lakesailor]

"This one's wet. We'll have to change him"

 

[DJE]

Ok we'll do it for 50 quid each but only if we can wear dark glasses.

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

They whispered quietly in his ear...... "don't you even think it".....

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

"Do you still need a hand getting up Grandad?"

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

"The field trip to see how people used to dress had gone better than expected"

 

[Cutter]

blond first, brunette first - oh the decisions

or

The Amaya casting couch for the last place on the scuttlebutt cruise

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Tom was far to embarassed to stand up when asked.....

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

"I only said its blowing its nuts off"

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

They'd never realised before that people waxed their ears as well.......

 

[jhr]

"The Posh Spice and Madonna lookalikes were excellent, but Pierce Brosnan needed a bit more work..........."

 

[Colin_S]

Well OK, just one kiss but ONLY if you promise to get me Colin_S's email address...........

 

[Evadne]

Brunette: Not only can you hear the sound of the sea, I can even feel the spray.

Blonde: Atchoo!

 

[PIGLETSDREAM]

Ok, but only if we get to keep the negatives

 

[tome]

Hee hee, all v good! Just about to catch flight will take a look later.