Caption Competition

[Rustyknight]

"I said lower the ANCHOR!!!............................. not blow on the ****er" /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

In Toms extensive race career, he'd never had such an exciting response to his order to "take the stick"....

 

[StugeronSteve]

He knew that he should not be tolerating such familiarity from his crew, but secretly he rather enjoyed being addressed as Big Boy.

 

[jhr]

"If we both lift at the same time, we should be able to get him on to the commode".

 

[DeeGee]

If you think you can wheedle me around....... you're right!!

 

[jimi]

Tome racked his brains .. with his right hand ..

 

[Capt_Scarlet]

"Thats not the kind of blow-job I was hoping for"

 

[StugeronSteve]

[ QUOTE ]
"If we both lift at the same time, we should be able to get him on to the commode"."If we both lift at the same time, we should be able to get him on to the commode".

[/ QUOTE ] I always wondered about the origins of the rank of Commodore, you don't see many young ones now that I think about it.

 

[Lakesailor]

Brunette " No tongues. Not for 50p!"

Blonde "He hasn't got any teeth either"

 

[StugeronSteve]

The girls couldn't help but be impressed by the taxidermist's work, Grandad had never looked, or smelled, so good..

 

[Cutter]

brilliant

 

[Lakesailor]

So when Tom asked me to kiss him, I couldn't stop laughing.............
(there should be a pic here, but UK2.net are playing silly buggers today)

 

[Steve Clayton]

Great stuff /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Reminds me to NEVER, NEVER, EVER post a piccy of me in any position WHATSOEVER for the lampooning I might get /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[BrendanS]

Is that a challenge we should take up? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[jhr]

[ QUOTE ]
Is that a challenge we should take up?

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh, I think so. C'mon guys & gals.......

"You've had the helm all day; let me have a go"

(Edited: original version a bit - unconsciously - inappropriate on reflection)

 

[BrendanS]

Unlike Tome's this wig is very obviously false

Oh, and taking a child from behind is very obviously unethical? God I'm going to go down in flames for this one

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

"So thats what the wheel thing is for....."

 

[Steve Clayton]

I didn't post it!!!! It's not fair (but look at the advertising you're giving me) /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif. And the young lady aboard that day is called Ellie and I might be her step-granddad one day.

 

[StugeronSteve]

No longer able to congregate at the shopping centre, Britain's hooded youth find healthier pastimes.

 

[Colin_S]

[ QUOTE ]
No longer able to congregate at the shopping centre, Britain's hooded youth find healthier pastimes.

[/ QUOTE ]
And in this case it was 2 hours before Steve realised he had the wrong hodded child on board. Ellie was later discovered sobbing on the quayside.