Caption competition

[Major Catastrophe]

After LakeSailor successfully rounded them all up in his new motorboat, he was at a loss on what to do next.

 

[Heigaro]

They came from miles around in the belief that sailing would bring some colour into their lives. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[beancounter]

The first-ever Sunsail flotilla...

 

[Tamarisk1]

Land yachting really took off in the early 50's

 

[Lakesailor]

Turn back! turn back! It's a dead-end!

 

[Saddletramp]

Another mass stranding of luggers attracted crowds at the weekend

 

[Aja]

Another container comes ashore, this time with model yachts - funnily enogh with the same sailmaker as 'Claymore'

I'll give him half an hour....

Donald

 

[Lakesailor]

The locals love to witness the mating of the luggers. It's not long before you hear the splosh of tiny pond-yachts.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Somebody told them there was Beer here.

 

[mikemonty]

OK I think it's safe to get back in the boats guys...
Whoever did it - go see a doctor - and don't EVER fart in the middle of the flottilla again.

 

[AlistairM]

The lead boat told us the tide was going to be with us all day

 

[Woodlouse]

It's so nice to see them basking in their natural habitat.

 

[landaftaf]

look - its not a nudists beach, samantha just said 'hey - I knew this beach'

 

[Kawasaki]

It was April the First.
"Get down to beach ",some wag said.
"It's an amazing, unbelievable, sight.
A first and maybe only time, maybe just Once in a lifetime.

Rarer than an Eclipse or the sighting of Haley's Comet.


What's happened, What's happened?
Dunno if it's true or not









Someone reckons The Majors caught a Bass"

 

[Major Catastrophe]

First onlooker: What happened?
Second onlooker: Dunno. One of 'em shouted "Give way to sail" at the cliff and they all piled up the beach.

 

[Woodlouse]

Rumours of a Great White Shark had removed the enthusiasm of many sailors.

 

[Dipper]

One hour after the start, the organisers of the first Fastnet race were regretting their decision to limit entries to dinghies and small day boats.

 

[bilbobaggins]

"Dum-dum! Dum-Dum!
Dum-dum! Dum-Dum!
DUM-DUM! DUM-DUM!"

Just when you thought it was safe.......




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[Kawasaki]

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[Lakesailor]

The new, Le Mans-style, start to the Fastnet was creating much interest.